Dogs and Miscellaneous: Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns... - FML

By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML

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upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.

ingernh 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:01

Are you a bitch?

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yid78 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:57

You have the same name as your sister???

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:59

That sucks...Now, you gotta compete for Scooby snacks...(Those meddling neighbors!)

ZDK5498 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:02

they should be smart about the names. that cannot just happen. thats kind of rude. plus they just said it out loud. so you would get the message that they dislike you.

cuddlebunny3548 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:46

Is that a good or bad thing?

Nukey 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:54

Is your neighbor by any chance named bill dautrive?

mrpyramids 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:17

I guess your family is becoming famous

ashleybabe85 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:18

dont take offense...... the neighbor just thinks youre a bitch!

LoveBenLinus 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:46

Hee. sounds like a Kardashians episode.

tj4234 35

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:58

maybe they just liked your names? Btw isn't your username a bit extreme OP?

MissMeanie 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 23:08

Take it as a compliment.

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