By B-ran - 5/1/2010 00:29 - France
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
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  Gingerly  |  0

Get over it. There are far more germs on the towels in your own kitchen than there are on most surfaces in public restrooms.
OP: At least your ass didn't get glued to the seat. Or did that happen at Lowes?