By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
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Coulda had a V8, motherfucker.

Cartain 0

Wow, those things must weigh at least two ounces. Who's gonna play you in the movie?

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Angejolie 0

ewww... public bathrooms....gross. Do you realize how much germs you exposed yourself to?

Gingerly 0

Get over it. There are far more germs on the towels in your own kitchen than there are on most surfaces in public restrooms. OP: At least your ass didn't get glued to the seat. Or did that happen at Lowes?

KJLD5 0

whitch head?

lexxiii 17

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Get over it ange. Btw did yout bowels release with the whack to the head? I know mine do.

mcfaily 0

Fail! but no FML

shoguu 0

This is about as "FML"-worthy as stubbing your toe. No one saw it, and you could even play off the noise if anyone heard it.

so, this is not a fml. I suppose your happy now that you got to post somthing though. idiot.

fatalkiss 0

hahaha. sorry dude that's funny

Coulda had a V8, motherfucker.

#7 hahaha lmao

Yeah right like there's a Home Depot in France!

mrlopez 13

Has anyone confirmed this? I'm agreeing with this statement too.

Oh no! You hit your head! However will you go about your day? Oh wait. "Today, I tripped. FML."

Cartain 0

Wow, those things must weigh at least two ounces. Who's gonna play you in the movie?