By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 360
You deserved it 3 522

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Wow...what a jerk. This guy reached a whole new level of being an ass. He cheated on you the day before the wedding? Why the fuck did he wanted to marry you in the first place? Ugh, he's such a pathetic loser. OP, I feel sorry for you, I really do. The only positive thing is that you discovered it and therefore never married that ass. Imagine that you found out about it in your honeymoon...But shit, it's still a fucked-up situation. You lost your future husband, much money, many dreams, you have to explain this to your family, and so on and so on. It's totally fucked up. He's fucked up. FYL.

and the worst part is, when you're cheated on, you feel like the dirty one... people are such pricks sometimes. feel for yah!

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There's a term for this... It's called 'A Divorce'!

Oh wait. He's now an ex. Good for you. :D

Hence, "now ex" :/

oh I guess u beat me to it lol, sorry :X

slooooow down, slowly re-read tha fml..

Ok mine was excusable, yours I just a result of lack of intelligence.

Actually, I just woke up. When I re read it, I saw the 'now ex'. I'm guessing you like to make yourself feel good by mocking other people's intelligence. I'm not stupid. I got A's in my Maths, Science and English GCSE's. But I do know that I can make mistakes. Stop trolling, and give me a break.

I was actually talking to 6, for correcting you after you and I both corrected you, and after I apologized for correcting you just after you corrected yourself..... he posted like 8 minutes after lol

can you guys please put who ur talking to? example..... @***. everyone trolls, thats like telling a person "stop blinking". wont happen. but ya, pretty effed up fml this one is ehh? damn

Someone, anyone moderate my comment! Please!!

Yo woody you should have said slow down there turbo. haha I follow you sometimes. like twitter

@suckerpunch, haha, right when i sent it, im like damn, i forgot turbo. lol. fml. my life is effed

True that. Next time next time. haha

What does having an A in Maths, Science, and English have to do anything with intelligence?

Well, it doesn't. But thats not the point. @Didi. I can see the funny side. But, damn you! :P I wish you could delete comments, cos when I wrote these, I wasn't 'thinking straight'. I will never go on FML after just waking up, ever again. ;)

I would guess it means she studies and makes an effort to become as knowledgable as possible. She admitted she made a mistake already. Let it fucking go!

Thank you, Enslaved. :)

66- I think they mean just cause you get an A doesn't mean your smarter, it could mean you just worked hard and got work done, which is usually how people get A's

It's called "winning" 55. I'm sure you know of it. I'm just glad she doesn't drink tiger blood to get those A's.

Lolz I don't really think anyone here is smart

cry about it ?

You know technically it didn't count because they weren't married yet so. Hall pass!

Ya, umm, no. One time and you're out the door. Cheating is inexcusable.

Not if you have a GOLDEN TICKET! With that anything is excused. At least, that's what Jesus told me.

And he didn't invite you?!?

I know right completely out of the question

that would be nice to see two girls going at it and one in her wedding dress

oh that's real mess up, well maybe he was drunk ?

like that's an excuse anyway?!

It can be used as an excuse, just not a good one.

hey ppl do some crazy ass shit when there high or drunk and can't remember

still doesn't excuse what they do! because they are high or drunk would have to be the worst excuse ever!

or his ex was just better in the sack and he wanted one last hoorah before the dreaded day

yeah thats probably closer to the truth

If you are drunk it didn't count! Guy rule #23.

being an ahole is a better excuse ;)

I USE THE WHITE CRAYON!!!!!

Does it matter?

Wow...what a jerk. This guy reached a whole new level of being an ass. He cheated on you the day before the wedding? Why the fuck did he wanted to marry you in the first place? Ugh, he's such a pathetic loser. OP, I feel sorry for you, I really do. The only positive thing is that you discovered it and therefore never married that ass. Imagine that you found out about it in your honeymoon...But shit, it's still a fucked-up situation. You lost your future husband, much money, many dreams, you have to explain this to your family, and so on and so on. It's totally fucked up. He's fucked up. FYL.

Judging by the "day before our wedding" and "now-ex" parts, I think she did marry the guy... but they're no longer together. And if I'm right about the "not-so-ex" part, he's now with the girl he cheated on OP with the day before their wedding. I agree that it's (and he's) fucked up. FYLOP

hell ya tell his ass if my wife was cheating on me when I was on float I would kill her jk lol but I would be seriously pissed

hell ya tell his ass if my wife was cheating on me when I was on float I would kill her jk lol but I would be seriously pissed

and the worst part is, when you're cheated on, you feel like the dirty one... people are such pricks sometimes. feel for yah!

That's simply un-ex-ceptable.

Bet you've been holding out on that one, waiting for the ex-tra perfect FML. :P

Ex-......No not that. maybe ex-.... no not that either. Fuck. Never mind I failed ex-cessively. :D

C-c-c-combo BREAKER! hey OP, it's his last day of freedom, he's allowed. it'd be different if it were on or after the wedding day. not like you wouldn't spend the rest of your lives making each other miserable anyway.

looks like their relationship wasn't ex-clusive. |the kid|

no...he's not aloud. he engaged, he should be ready to commit. it would e the same A's cheating when they were dating or married. and OP I'm sorry, I'm glad you got tidbit him and find someone better for you :)

allowed, as just correcting myself :)

and rid of him stupid auto correct

So, are you lined up to sleep with him the night before his next wedding?

sorry don't know if I said you deserved it because u don't think that iv just pressed the wrong one. p.s. he sounds like a Dick x

I don't get guys who do that. If you want to sleep around, think you still have feelings for an Ex or don't think the one you're with is the one, DON'T COMPLETELY LEAD THEM ON OR MARRY THEM!! Simple solution! FYL for marrying a douche. OP, divorce is there for people who don't respect their partner in marriage; this is the perfect example. I don't why he wanted to marry you in the first place or make such a huge commitment when you clearly are too good for him.

Girls do it too- but usually for different reasons. Guys do it (usually) because they think it makes them cool to have more than 1 lady at a time, or they "need" more than 1 person to satisfy their "needs." Women do it usually out of jealousy or anger, or an attempt to make their man angry OR because they're using the guy for something (money, power, etc) and want a guy they actually like too. Bottom line is they're both disgusting and if you forgive it you're either a fool or a saint.

Citrusgirl, you are talking a load of crap. 'Men cheat for this reasons, women cheat for this reasons, herp derp herp'...There are a lot of reasons why people (men and women) cheat, and it's so fucking stupid to generalise. You didn't even mention 'because they love the other person more than their current partner' or 'because they are too weak to control themselfs when times are bad'. Most people don't cheat because 'it's cool' or 'as revenge'. Oh, and divorce isn't there 'for people who don't respect their partner in marriage', divorce is there for people who don't want to be a couple anymore. There's a difference in that.

1- I said usually not all the time. 2- you don't cheat if you love someone 3- I didn't say that it makes them cool I said they think it makes them cool. 4- I respect your opinions. I gave mine, you give yours. There's no reason for you to insult me if you disagree.

Also the reasons that 36 came up with are also some very legitamate reasons that I also agree with.

LOL, damn guys. Lay off.