Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
Today, my sense of smell is severely impaired by a bad cold. As a result, I inadvertently ate some highly questionable dairy. I figured this out after my roommate sniffed my yogurt and gagged, just before my bowels had their opportunity to object to my meal. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
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mickymoose1 15
Depending on the type of yogurt, it could actually be beneficial to your hair. He may have actually done you a favour
RichardPencil 32
Congrats on inventing probiotic shampoo! Now you can start a bullshit Internet company.
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RichardPencil 32
Congrats on inventing probiotic shampoo! Now you can start a bullshit Internet company.
mickymoose1 15
Depending on the type of yogurt, it could actually be beneficial to your hair. He may have actually done you a favour
RichardPencil 32
Or maybe a flavour? (Flavor, for Americans who don't waste letters.)
Nhayaa 21
"for 5 days"... how often do you wash your hair? Twice a week is enough, except if you have a very dirty job...