Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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murderoticadam 0
Y'know, they don't start structuring vulgar sentences without being exposed to it more than once. The fact that they're saying that shit means that your violent screaming matches with your partner are being overheard and you're a terrible parent
Secret_Fire_King 0
I know right.. Kids these days are getting worse, because parents these days are getting worse.. Seriously, I believe most parents these days aren't getting the job done right.. Maybe the world is too big a place.. But, when something goes wrong, they look for a quick fix.. E.G. All the retards suggesting disciplines for the kids.. It's good that you can teach a 7 and an 8 year old not to swear, but they shouldn't even know those words in the first place.. My suggestion: Find the PROBLEM and get rid of it.. My first guess would be T.V. It's kinda obvious.. (The problem never started at school)..
azhein 0
so disciplining your kid is a bad thing?
sherivengeance 3
747... you got no idea dude.
viiicwhoria14 0
lmfaooo. kids these dayss
stereoskyline_fml 0
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ @ #14/NoNameAtAll Excellent spelling asshole
jenn22_fml 0
what are you teaching your kids?!! thats horrible!
nicelyjohnson 0
Get the belt!
yer_maw 1
I truely love your kids =]
mamasharones 0
insert soap in mouth! That's terrible you should be ashamed of yourself!
sararoxx 0
ahhah , im 11 and most kids in my school talk like that . ooh , public schools these days , gotta loove em ! P.S : yoour kids are awesome ! :P
babybarb 0
I would wash my kid's mouths out with soap, that's how I learned, that's how they should learn.
Wasabithing 0
BAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH My brothers and I were exactly the same I consider you lucky imagine families like mine four kids running around ages 3,4,5 and 9 all swearing like an angry driver we still do ;)