Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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WhyMe1_2_3 0
lol I think you should talk to their principle... unless you talk like that normally, they might have a really negative influence in school
dan0 0
Wow what great parenting there. YDI
ThUrSdAy13th 0
everyone assumes this is bad parenting, i'm a kid and can swear fluently if i want to but i sure didn't pick any of it up at home. i remember when i was 6 i told my dad "f*** you" i didn't know what it meant, i got it from a friend. back off, you don't know them.
sherivengeance 3
your dad shouldve smacked you son, eventually you get the message that filth like that isn't to be spoken at home.
DeadManLaughing 0
*sneeze* I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bad parenting.
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
Excellent parnting asshole
ghost303 3
Excellent spelling
MyReinvention55 7
ha nice
suckager 0
Please tell me this is on Sims 3
xxcrayonsxx 0
lolol
bribabyy 0
too bad they don't speak English on the sims 3.... or jack off. :/
kmfyr 0
Scary... FYFL = **** your family's life
kaelendra 0
In at that age there's no way it's just the fault of the public schools... Gotta be others they've been around too be it family or sitters.
fireandice92 0
This is why we should start smacking the kids again.
mudkip_fml 0
Uh wow. Try parenting? YDI.
anonymous2323 0
Lol, they grow up fast huh?