Animals: Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01

Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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Monday 10 January 2011 16:04

you r a f*cking asshole.

Frickmetinajenks 0

Monday 10 January 2011 16:12

I hope people say that abput you when YOU die. That's a shitty thing to say. YDI.

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Lolzords 11

Monday 10 January 2011 19:47

My step-grandad is a complete prick, and when he had a stroke, I didn't care in the slightest, but those are the sort of thoughts you have to keep to yourself. YDI.

tjarvis4338 0

Monday 10 January 2011 20:02

Are you sure you're not the asshole neighbor?

Darkblade21 20

Monday 10 January 2011 20:12

ur a douche bag.

Evii_fml 5

Monday 10 January 2011 20:31

Well you're not very nice >:[ ... It should've been you (evil laugh) Muahahahaha!

selamyhead13 0

Monday 10 January 2011 20:32

hah dumb ****!

Shinygirlnz 1

Monday 10 January 2011 20:55

Clearly, you're the one who's an a**hole. Seriously, who hears someone has died and the first thing they can think to say is something so dreadful? I hope you've learned your lesson.

ocastro 3

Monday 10 January 2011 22:01

this is funny. you both deserve it. you for being an insensitive prick and for the neighbor being an asshole.

KittyKatGirl 14

Monday 10 January 2011 22:02

Why do I get the feeling the guy was only an a**hole in OP's opinion because he didn;t do everything possible to make OP's life easier, I mean he sin of all sins, might not have leant a lawnmower at one point. /sarcasm seriously, the kind of person the OP seems to be? quite likely the neighbour was just a normal person.