By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
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that1guy1 13

I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...

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Nolnah 14

That's one mean death stare...

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that1guy1 13

I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...

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suavesuave 2

Definitely more for realizing she's not alive

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boofgall 16

I wonder how exactly op found out. :o

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enonymous 8

You were her last image. You should feel proud that she was fapping her lady wood to you and past away happy

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Susieee_Q 9

Yeah, uh. This is definitely the creepiest FML I've ever read. I have chills. FYL, OP. I don't know what I would do in that situation, but I'd sure be traumatized for life....

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ScaughtieHolden 11

It's not creepy, she's dead. There's nothing to be afraid of, it's a dead body. Not a zombie.

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kaprookie 3

Wow, that is so ******. I wouldn't be able to sleep for a while, if that happened to me.

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sirbrainiac 2

she hung herself, which is why she was staring at him, not moving for so long

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redmane 21

51 - True, but most people dread having to see a dead body of a person they knew and loved as it was alive. That's why the majority don't like funerals, but they go anyway for closure. I know when my dad died in hospice, I didn't go to see him because it would be too hard to see the once vibrant, talented human being without life.

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jisaac09 25

@51, no one ever said she wasn't a zombie....

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mariyaaa 0

That just sent shivers down my spine :O

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drewfus2 6

You're welcome, OP. -Death

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Zackaray 0

I wasn't sure if OP meant that a ghost was watching or not lol

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MrPacMan36 4

More, because she died while staring at him O.o

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zebrapattern 6

please tell me which part of that FML made it less creepy.

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potatoboy33 11

How did you find out, Op? And i would be scared for life after that! Anyways, FYL your life op.

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TheBestAround23 13

this makes it more creepy because she died looking out the window at his house. Why was she sitting there looking at him in the first place

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Cobro 5

I really hope you called someone and didn't let the body continue to rot...

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

123- simple she sat in the chair looking at her flowers and most likely died of heart attack

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Gyromee 0

Haunted House. ;)

OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

that would've tromatise beyond reason holy shit I have chills

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MizzErikaHart 8

Hahah wow, tromatise.. thats funny

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ihasbrains 10

FYL OP. That's ******* creepy. And rest in peace, OP's neighbor.

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CalCommando 6

I would feel so bad for not noticing that she was dead...

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bingababe 16

^^^ exactly what I was thinking!

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bryannab1 0

How did OP not notice? Did they not notice that she was not moving, for three days strait? That she didn't eat, drink, blink?

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MizzErikaHart 8

It's not like op was staring back for 3 days strait non-stop like sum crazy staring contest

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Aspen_Grace33 27

80-Your comment made me laugh so hard!

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Spoonz 4

The lady died watching OPs window. She must have seen something horrific

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Keyman1212 14

Holy shit, that is a really terrible way to find out your neighbor is dead.

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gabrielbaby 9

Yes, being told is much better then watching. Especially, if you hated that neighbour.

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bamagrl410 31

You let someone (dead or not) continue to look through your window for three days without confronting them or doing anything about it?

Keyman1212 14

Danii, could you give me your address in Sydney so I can stare at you for a few days? You won't mind right?? Only bitches mind, after all.

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TheFlyingMan 8

Keyman, after what you said in that FML about the guitars being stolen, I don't think you should stare at any woman for a while.

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bamagrl410 31

I never said I would be bitchy about it. Just that if someone stared through my window on multiple occasions I would at least come into contact with the person and would therefore realize they were dead sooner than 3 days later.

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chuchurocket 4

I would just be like "WTF?" quickly look away and pretend I saw nothing, and get on with my life. Oh, and make sure my doors and windows were locked

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MwahFMLS 6

R.I.P, she was a good stalker.

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valdancer99 0

Stalker of the year!

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jwade11 12

7-- your pic goes perfect w your comment!!! Lol omg awesome!!!!

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phatdaddy62 23

Makes the sex last night kinda weird, eh?

icefshng8 9

I thought it was funny....

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KiddNYC1O 20

I thought it was funny too. Broaden your imagination.

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lostintime94 5

I think it's gross... And pushed things too far

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Musickal 16

Holy crap, that's the creepiest thing ever. @__@ But really, you didn't notice that they were unnaturally still? How far away were they? :/

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ellakacyme22 6

Or notice that they were sittingstanding in the same positin with the same cloths on both day snd night

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laxbrosive 4

don't think she was standing... being dead and all

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