Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy bears explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML
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hiitisbrooke 28
Go grab your textbook and study s'more.
heart_aussie_fml 20
On the bright side : you now know how to make gummy bears explode
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buckdharma 38
Kinetics, is a s'mores recipe on a cereal box dynamics, the bear will fly, but how far?
hillorie 14
Sounds like my physics teacher!
Gossip_Luver 6
that's definitely my chemistry teacher
Pyapi 20
I'm sorry OP, sometimes we get a teacher like that! I had a teacher in 10th grade who didn't really explain much about Physics, so I studied by the book and with study groups with friends. YDI for not doing anything about it! Your teacher won't care, you were SUPPOSED to study.
twinkiefeets 17
Maybe the midterm is written by your teacher, then it will be on s'mores and exploding gummy bears. Good luck!
Mauskau 36
I haven't met a good physics teacher yet. Mine is the same. Luckily I found information on the exam online and revised for it that way.
skyeyez9 25
The finest Union teacher your tax money can buy!
otisnme94 14
Good luck
AngelicTide 11
Everyone knows college professors don't teach..., ^_^
chicken_is_good 2
Well, kinetics is the study of rates of chemical reactions, so perhaps he was using these as examples to demonstrate how a marshmallow burns, chocolate melts and a gummy bear explodes - all are quantifiable chemical reactions...