By Anonymous - 23/09/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 925
You deserved it 37 678

Same thing different taste

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Blue_Coconuts 7

You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...


Ooh that sucks... Just hope no one knew it was you.

KingDingALing 9

I ate a lot of salt and vinegar chips and it made my farts smell HORRIBLE. Just thought you would all like to know. :) Just kidding :D

bravesfan112233 0

the kangaroo and a barbecue? it's a party

Best FML ever. Although I didn't laugh. That's odd...

14/Andy: Which part were you "just kidding" about? Because I can personally attest to the SBD potential of the SNV chips. :} But mmm, the Utz ones are so yummy...

There was a gas leak. Just not from the Bunsen burners.

KingDingALing 9

Jane- I was joking about the farting part. :D Salt and vinegar chips are my FAVORITE! :)

KingDingALing 9

I like the Lays chips better then the UTZ...

Don't worry, Mr answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, You'll learn how to troll AND spell once you enter the second grade

trikk as bitch! fart in my mouth while i eat u out ;)

I'm calling shenanigans on the grounds that girls don't fart.

MissErikaHart 0

I think this sounds like a big achievement rather than a fml

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh shiiit!!!! 42 just got lolwut'd!!!!1!!

#75 are you purposefully resembling Chris Tucker or is this just a coincidence? Too bad Op's SBDs weren't bad enough to leave them saying, "You just got knocked the **** out!"

Blue_Coconuts 7

You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...

how come every profile I've looked at says that the person has tried submitting an fml, but it's never been approved?

Well check: TheIrishJaneDoe she had one published.

Maybe they were taking a test and the professer was strict and didn't want someone to go in there and "cheat".

erm, some people’s gas rarely smells and there’s no warning for when it does...

then don't fart in class, that's nasty :')

yeah. do it in the hallway in the middle of a crowd of people

Credit for one hell of a fart though.

YDI for not being a man and claiming your flatulence. Er, wait, OP is a woman. FAKE! Girls don't fart!

bexy_s 0

yer they do :) just some are proud... others discrete

tweetbaby14 18
jkgfdxb 0

hahaha that reminds me of south park. the guys fart and girls queef (did I spell that correctly?)

"A queef is a vaginal explosion of gas, mmkay?"

lol. queefs! im surprised the room didn't explode. fire plus methaine gas ( farts ) plus propane bad combo

If your farts produce enough methane to explode i think you should see a doctor

that_guy_ollie 0

haha that is pure class right there i would of been laughing so hard : P

jessi_ld 2

dude! get it right! it's silent but violent! sposed to rhyme!

FMLephant 2

OP should have confessed, then the professor could have used the fart as an example.

BRIGHT SIDE, you got out of class early! Fart in every class! Then you can just go home :)