Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy bears explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, the final for a class I'm in is taught by a decrepit old man who apparently has a flunk-out reputation. He spent the entire previous class making a study guide for the final exam, emphasizing, "THIS is on the exam. Know THIS." I studied it hard. Absolutely none of it was on the exam. Everyone failed. FML
Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
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Top comments
hiitisbrooke 28
Go grab your textbook and study s'more.
heart_aussie_fml 20
On the bright side : you now know how to make gummy bears explode
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Comments (98)
Semlisun 0
I agree with #71 Exploding gummy bears and expanding marshmallows has a whole lot to do with kenetics, besides if you did those things in lab you have to be able to explain it. This is the big leagues, go big or go home.
doglover100 29
Get a textbook and try to learn as much as you can
seabrook 7
Sounds extremely similar to my teacher, although I lack the knowledge of how to explode gummy bears :( oh and guess what happened to that teacher? FIRED. Now I know how to make 3D geometric shaped things with pretzels and marshmallows!
bluerhhajfk 17
Holy crap I'm in this exact same situation... and all she taught us was how to make s'mores and make gummy bears scream!
singmysong 5
Our government class taught me how to film a commercial and make a website. And our test is on the constitution. I feel your pain.
Dan85 6
Some how I don't think that is true. Lol
Jon15805 7
and this is why I hated fun teachers in school.
Guchtickler 0
Awesome teacher.
strokesie 23
He must be in engineering!
Jadesenpai 5
That is kinetics*facepalm