FML : Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents...

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Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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By Matthew - / Wednesday 4 July 2018 22:30 /

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7656875 - Wednesday 4 July 2018 23:06

That is not a friend. That is an idiot who endangered yourself at the expense of his fun as well as ruined your grade.

By Madrias | 34

#7647971 - Thursday 14 June 2018 12:41

Well, that's an eye-opener.

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By Madrias | 34

#7647971 - Thursday 14 June 2018 12:41

Well, that's an eye-opener.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7656875 - Wednesday 4 July 2018 23:06

That is not a friend. That is an idiot who endangered yourself at the expense of his fun as well as ruined your grade.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7656908 - Thursday 5 July 2018 0:22

Your experiment failed dangerously and deserved an F, even though it was sabotaged by your so-called “friend.”

I guess your teacher thought since your eyebrow can’t be raised, your grade might as well be.

By ChromoTec | 23

#7656913 - Thursday 5 July 2018 0:31

D for "dumbass friend"

By Lillysar91 | 19

#7656949 - Thursday 5 July 2018 2:12

Your friend just wanted to gauge your reaction.
No but seriously what part of corrosive acid do they not understand? What did expect to get from mixing dangerous chemicals? A flat screen?

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Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey | 16

#7657108 - Thursday 5 July 2018 11:31

Didn't you know that by mixing sulphuric acid with the proper amount of sodium dichloride you can pull a 70" plasma TV out of the test tube?

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7656957 - Thursday 5 July 2018 2:36

Hey, Adam Savage. That "friend" of yours needs to be thrown out with the rest of the trash.

By WHSKitty | 6

#7657002 - Thursday 5 July 2018 6:31

Why should you get the bad grade, when it wasn’t your fault?

By Davros | 12

#7657086 - Thursday 5 July 2018 10:32

You got a bad grade because of your friends actions? You definitely got the D on that one.

By Angcrad | 12

#7657183 - Thursday 5 July 2018 14:10

People with no eyebrows generally do not get the D, so congrats I guess

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