Health and School: Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to... - FML

By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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Wednesday 4 July 2018 23:06

That is not a friend. That is an idiot who endangered yourself at the expense of his fun as well as ruined your grade.

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Thursday 14 June 2018 12:41

Well, that's an eye-opener.

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Madrias 36

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Thursday 14 June 2018 12:41

Well, that's an eye-opener.

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Wednesday 4 July 2018 23:06

That is not a friend. That is an idiot who endangered yourself at the expense of his fun as well as ruined your grade.

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Thursday 5 July 2018 0:22

Your experiment failed dangerously and deserved an F, even though it was sabotaged by your so-called “friend.” I guess your teacher thought since your eyebrow can’t be raised, your grade might as well be.

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Thursday 5 July 2018 0:31

D for "dumbass friend"

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Thursday 5 July 2018 2:12

Your friend just wanted to gauge your reaction. No but seriously what part of corrosive acid do they not understand? What did expect to get from mixing dangerous chemicals? A flat screen?

Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

Thursday 5 July 2018 11:31

Didn't you know that by mixing sulphuric acid with the proper amount of sodium dichloride you can pull a 70" plasma TV out of the test tube?

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Thursday 5 July 2018 2:36

Hey, Adam Savage. That "friend" of yours needs to be thrown out with the rest of the trash.

WHSKitty 7

Thursday 5 July 2018 6:31

Why should you get the bad grade, when it wasn’t your fault?

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Thursday 5 July 2018 10:32

You got a bad grade because of your friends actions? You definitely got the D on that one.

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Thursday 5 July 2018 14:10

People with no eyebrows generally do not get the D, so congrats I guess

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