Love: Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom....

By Anonymous - 14/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML

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whysobeachy 37

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:38

But was she a MILF?

thatweirdasian 22

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:59

Eeeeeekkk. Please don't tell me that's why he's dating you. Maybe he's into MILF and was just looking for a girl who looked like her. *shudders*

whysobeachy 37

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:38

But was she a MILF?

SixthSinEnvy 39

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:39

Maybe he got tired of Stacy's mom saying no so he pursued you?

_The_Dude_ 8

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 5:15

Who could ever tire of Stacy's mom? I mean, she's got it going on

berniro 14

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:39

I'm sorry OP :/ how did he exact you to respond to that? If you really like him, I would laugh it off and try to forget the whole thing ever happened

thatweirdasian 22

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:59

Eeeeeekkk. Please don't tell me that's why he's dating you. Maybe he's into MILF and was just looking for a girl who looked like her. *shudders*

Anubis95_fml 10

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 1:01

op is a guy

thatweirdasian 22

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 1:19

Unless FML has changed their gender icons and has put a dress on the male icon, then OP is a girl.

WavRace 14

Tuesday 14 June 2016 18:01

Someone isn't over their ex yet, smh to bring her up on the first date

RedLust_fml 7

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 18:46

At least it wasnt his mom's ex...

socialproduct 19

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 18:50

Is he someone your daughter used to date?

whysobeachy 37

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 18:58

I think you understood the FML wrong.

thatweirdasian 22

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 19:41

#9 - Actually, #7 understood it perfectly. The guy could've been dating OP's daughter, if OP had one.

socialproduct 19

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 23:33

The joke was that OP is, in fact, the ex's mom and therefore bears a striking resemblance to herself. I'll admit not the most clever joke but I thought you'd catch the nuance.

Tripartita 44

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 18:51

God, I'm pretty out of the loop on modern courting rituals, but I hope you at least had the decency to tell him that he reminded you of of your firstborn paternal aunt. Now THAT would romantic.

ShadowLurk 8

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 20:08

What a dick! How can someone say that on a first date? Obviously it's the worst idea ever, how you reacted to that? Please, tell me that you punched him, he deserved it.