But was she a MILF?

Maybe he got tired of Stacy's mom saying no so he pursued you?

Who could ever tire of Stacy's mom? I mean, she's got it going on

I'm sorry OP :/ how did he exact you to respond to that? If you really like him, I would laugh it off and try to forget the whole thing ever happened

Eeeeeekkk. Please don't tell me that's why he's dating you. Maybe he's into MILF and was just looking for a girl who looked like her. *shudders*

op is a guy

Unless FML has changed their gender icons and has put a dress on the male icon, then OP is a girl.

Someone isn't over their ex yet, smh to bring her up on the first date

At least it wasnt his mom's ex...

Is he someone your daughter used to date?

I think you understood the FML wrong.

#9 - Actually, #7 understood it perfectly. The guy could've been dating OP's daughter, if OP had one.

The joke was that OP is, in fact, the ex's mom and therefore bears a striking resemblance to herself.

I'll admit not the most clever joke but I thought you'd catch the nuance.

God, I'm pretty out of the loop on modern courting rituals, but I hope you at least had the decency to tell him that he reminded you of of your firstborn paternal aunt. Now THAT would romantic.

What a dick! How can someone say that on a first date? Obviously it's the worst idea ever, how you reacted to that? Please, tell me that you punched him, he deserved it.

#overreaction

Maybe his ex is Stacy.

From what I hear, she's got it goin on