By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I say let him try it. He'll see how far his swag will take him. Life lessons.

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BananaDildo 1

McDonalds is now accepting graduates from Swag University. Maybe he'll get in.

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ilovera 7

Make sure he isn't planning on paying you by letting you spent time with his swag

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thelastavailable 13

I remember when 'swag' used to mean the same thing as 'loot', so yeh, I guess it's not a robbery if you don't end up with some swag.

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michaelm1290 23

You should let your client say this to the judge himself, then maybe the judge will issue him insane, and let him go..

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Poppy8127 15

Tell him/her swag stands for Secretly We Are Gay.

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ileenefudge 29

Why would you say that? A lot of gay people I know are really nice and fun to be around.

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d4m4s74 12

They have enough self respect to come out of the closet instead of hiding behind swag. So it's not an insult to them.

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Angel_of_Night 10

I bet he walks around in a SnapBack and sagging pants, too. OP, I feel for you.

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gunnerblaster 21

Yeah... Idiots like that need to do time in jail. The common citizen needs to be protected from such a copious amount of stupid.

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LadyNatasha 4

I think I lost a few IQ points reading this.

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