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By driving me crazy - 26/05/2017 16:00
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Do you not own a couch? Have a living room or any other room you could sleep in; floor or furniture wise? And to others, yes paint can be dry by the afternoon, but depending on what you purchase, those fumes can take a few days to disappear. Sleeping in a freshly painted room can stink, literally.
This reminds me of a joke. A woman has been having trouble sleeping lately because her dog snores. In desperation, she calls her vet. He recommends that she tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he'll stop snoring. That night, when the dog begins to snore, she takes a red ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the snoring stops. Her husband stumbles in later that night drunk and starts to snore once he gets to bed. She wonders if the trick will work on him so she takes a blue ribbon and does the same thing she did to the dog. It works and she has a peaceful night. The next morning, she heads off to work. Her husband wakes up and notices the ribbons tied around both him and his dog's testicles. He looks at the dog and remarks "I have no idea where we were last night, but we won first and second place."
There's a second version of this joke with the same punchline except that it revolves around two women coming upon a drunken Scotsman passed out on the sidewalk. They are both curious to know whether a Scotsman wears briefs under his kilt or goes commando, so they have a peek under his skirt. Please with the answer, one of them rewards the Scotsman by placing a blue ribbon upon his testicle and walk on. The Scotsman later on wakes up and notices the ribbon. "Well Laddie, I don't know where you've been last night, but you've won first prize!"
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This reminds me of a joke. A woman has been having trouble sleeping lately because her dog snores. In desperation, she calls her vet. He recommends that she tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he'll stop snoring. That night, when the dog begins to snore, she takes a red ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the snoring stops. Her husband stumbles in later that night drunk and starts to snore once he gets to bed. She wonders if the trick will work on him so she takes a blue ribbon and does the same thing she did to the dog. It works and she has a peaceful night. The next morning, she heads off to work. Her husband wakes up and notices the ribbons tied around both him and his dog's testicles. He looks at the dog and remarks "I have no idea where we were last night, but we won first and second place."
Sleep on the living room couch? You may get more sleep that way..