wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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blue8795 0
I'd probably go with one, honestly, and get bangs/try to cover it up. I'm not a fan of penciled eyebrows.
sayhello_fml 0
Simple. One ball or none.
ShatteredRubiks 16
Definitely go with one, one doesn't look as odd as none. Penciled eyebrows? Bleugh!
Quest_ 13
Your brother is clearly mentally underdeveloped. Sneak into his room every night for a while, each time shaving the same very faint patch of hair, until it grows to noticable stubble. May I suggest forehead or tip of the nose?
abbrev 0
Unfortunately, your plan depends on an old wives' tale. All it would do is make his forehead or nose really smooth. Applying a little Rogaine on his nose/forehead would probably work much better. :)
fckaduck 0
Haha, nicely phrased.
Kataie 3
Get really long bangs. =)
Kataie 3
Actually, now that I think of it, FtM trans guys clip of a little bit of hair and use spirit gum to create facial hair for themselves. You could probably pay a make-up artist $20 to teach your how to make an eyebrow properly. I've heard it's pretty tricky, but if you're good it'l almost impossible to tell the difference. Between bangs and a fake brow, you'll probably look just fine.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
use make up to make the fake eyebrow
furlifelol 0
LOL! agreeing with the majority.. very well written. I'd say keep one and go with the side bangs. unless you're experienced in drawing on eyebrows...
devendra_fml 0
you deserve it for having eyebrows.
SarahinSane 0
I lol'd.
santaCLAUZx 0
aww im sorry. look up tutorials on YouTube for eyebrow drawing. (: you cancer pretty good at it with practice. or just wait, it'll grow back soon. [;