wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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CR1494 0
the worst is when they start growing again fyl if my brother do that to me, he would be so dead
JessRab 0
I have a moron brother too.
lms704 0
what does OP meannn????
Guairdean 0
"Remember that revenge is a dish served cold by those who know." Old Italian proverb
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
omg i love how you put it lol favee!!!
jpro 0
HAHAHA sorry but that is amazing little or bigger brother?
ningyou_fml 8
sorry to hear that, no eyebrows would probably be better >.
randomness28 0
Easy, just do super long side bangs or if you have the bone structure for it, long front bangs. Underneath it you can always fake it with an eyebrow pencil.
Coocumber 0
so, he took one of your eyebrows, so now you wait until he's asleep, and take one of his testes. problem solved
Clever_Nick_Here 0
Partially shave his head, or, as that would be tough to pull off, cut some of his hair short, so it looks ridiculous. He will likely be expecting you to do something to him, so just wait a few weeks till he has some important event. Then he will sweat it out expecting revenge to come for a few weeks, making him paranoid and crazy, followed by looking weird for an important event in his life. Such as a dance, graduation, or important date. Edit: YDI for sleeping, nobody said that yet.