Clearly he trained them to guard his room, and you must figure out the secret password to get by.

Looks like someone doesn't clean up after themselves.

Pee pee poo poo
Give me tendies mommy i have 25 good boy points

- The Son, probably.

Lord of the Flies.

I came here just for this comment.

he is the lord of the flies!

Welcome to the dungeon of swamp ass... Mediaeval torture devices include the rack of skid-marked underwear and being water boarded by food that has gained consciousness. Enjoy

Oh no. He's reached the age where he thinks large quantities of spray deodorant are equivalent to a shower...

Either a biblical plague is approaching, or your son is dirty as fuck.

Not really. In the UK, flies are everywhere during summer. I had my window open for just five minutes and there were about six flies in my room. It's just the time of year is all, nothing to do with cleanliness. Or maybe it is, I don't know.

The way you phrased it makes it sound like you went in there specifically to get swarmed by flies lol

accckkkk!!! Amityville Horror!
lol

Looks like it's time to have a talk with your son about cleanliness!