Welcome to the dungeon of swamp ass... Mediaeval torture devices include the rack of skid-marked underwear and being water boarded by food that has gained consciousness. Enjoy
Not really. In the UK, flies are everywhere during summer. I had my window open for just five minutes and there were about six flies in my room. It's just the time of year is all, nothing to do with cleanliness. Or maybe it is, I don't know.