wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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Comments (165)
DemonicAngel151 0
O_e ouch um... theres always eyebrow pencil or something but I'd go with no eyebrows to be honest sorry 'bout that
you_know_who10 0
that sucks!!! really well written FML though it made me laugh
thatonekid2010 0
YDI for being a heavy sleeper.
diet_otaku 0
...seriously? e_e
vansareyellow 0
I actually laughed out loud with this FML. It sucks but it was well written . Haha. Brothers are total MORONS! I have one! Sorry about that
cpc1233 0
your brother is a DICK
tranekfny 0
that sucks
Shadowdra126 0
have fun with that
MrHighlight 0
Of course, there's always the last resort of shaving your pubes to create something similar to an eyebrow. Don't judge me, I'm just throwing out suggestions here :X
heyitsmandy 0
Choose one, draw one, or get a wig for your shaved eyebrow. As, if that's even possible. =]
tubaguy42 0
shave his head while he's sleeping tonight.
catatonicsleep 17
Shave part of his head. You could shave a circle in the middle at the top, that would look weird...
voveraite 7
haha, like a Roman Catholic tonsure. Making him a monk overnight xD