wow
United States
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
I will find you and I will fucking fuck y
Falmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
RockMeetsHardPlace
Midlothian, United States
Drugs are bad, well, some of them
Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML
Ibrowtheedge
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
driving me crazy
Zzzzzzzzz
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Eyebrowsgone
United States
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Fml37 0
wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
cactus_fml 0
Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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Comments (165)
sofad15 0
hahaha )))))) I laughed )))) sorry. Great writing style, though!!
HannahJoButtons 2
You should shave a reverse mohawk on him!!! That would be funny...or you could super glue his fingertips together, that way everywhere he went for a little while he would look like he was in a meditation pose! LOL
taaam 0
Lol, this made me laugh.
babybabyy 0
beautifully worded :) but that realllly sucks,
mariusea 0
You deserved it for beeing a heavy sleeper.
ManInTheBox89 0
whoever says YDI for being a heavy sleeper is an idiot, its not a choice to be a heavy or light sleeper, its just how one is. Im a heavy sleeper, and if anyone tried to pull that shit on me, oh they'd better be sleeping with one eye open!
Nakedsquirrel 5
Took me a minute to realise you were victim of a prank. Heh.
dan148 0
Yes ur an idiot really
Caayouteepie 0
If i were you, id just shave off the other one as well then draw them on until they grow back. and sorry ur brothers a dumbass.
ellehcor 0
If it makes you feel any better, I tried to use Nair to clean up my eyebrow shape once and it pretty much ate both of my eyebrows off. Stupidest thing ever. I was only in seventh grade at the time. The best thing was that I decided to do it in the first place because I wanted to look better the next week for school pictures. So, there are hundreds of junior high yearbooks out there with the photographic evidence of my incompetence, yay!
stripedpolkadot 0
yeah get side bangs. i have side bangs that prettymuch cover up my right eyebrow thats probably your best bet maybe get a fake eyebrow under the side bangs noone will notice its fake if they can only see the shape of it below the bangs