By lanikai610 - 26/10/2011 18:35 - United States
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1- what a stupid question.
Humm, well OP.. You got burned.
Take a shower OP?
Flaming head
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
At least your ass hole smells good now..
ouch that's gotta hurt! sorry OP
Brings a whole new meaning to fire crotch
At least it wasn't sandpaper
54- I don't care what you say... 80 grit gets the job done well...
FYL. Sounds super painful but that's what labels are supposed to be for.
Unless her grandma had one of those weird Kleenex warmer things.
at first i thought it was a guy and he was jacking off and his dick was on fire
I thought the same thing #137
Sucks to suck
5- I laughed so hard at your pic... its funny cause Im black but I think kfc is kind of gross
Don't those smell and feel different?
I was thinking the same thing. I had those things in my room and my whole room smelled like vicks
Not quite.
Not quite my ass. Puffs plus lotion is the best replacement if you're talking kleenexes because they're thick and soft and have a fair amount of lotion in them. Suprised the gma didn't have Tucks or something though or like Scotty wipes for those hard times (pun not intended) which may have worked better than any Kleenex because they were meant to be used down there near that area... But even a napkin or a paper towel would have been better than a vapor rub Kleenex. I agree that OP should have felt/smelled that all too familiar smell before putting that down there but Jesus. Maybe you should do your gma a favor and just go purchase her some real TP instead of typing it all out on FML for us to read while she has the potential to suffer the same fate...? You know how gmas are sometimes with their thinking... Sometimes not always there, this doesn't really help your case, kinda just makes you look bad for not helping her get some if she was truly out!
Or sit down in a cold bath.
Are you a guy or a girl?
"So we have, uh...Dude and Fly Like a G-6"
Captainsparklez... Fuckin hilarious
Switch her blood pressure? For a normal pressure of 80/120, you would do 80 sugar/120 pills or the other way around?
I believe he meant to say switch her blood pressure pills with sugar pills, for those of u who didnt get it... And i also feel like that was an answer to one of the GOAT questions in Fallout 3... Just saying...
We all know what he wanted to say....but didn't. Just some friendly stirring of the pot.
36- generalized occupation aptitude test... I cheated :D
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Easy fix: take a shower.
Puffs plus indeed.