FML : Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves...

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By analbel - / Monday 5 November 2018 12:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7712168 - Monday 22 October 2018 5:40

"Here you go, Doc. One urine sample, shaken, not stirred."

By RichardPencil | 26

#7718988 - Monday 5 November 2018 14:13

My guesses are:

1. The cat
2. Bill Cosby
3. Laura Ingraham

I don’t really care if I win — the thought of any or all of these choices covered in pee is victory enough.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7712168 - Monday 22 October 2018 5:40

"Here you go, Doc. One urine sample, shaken, not stirred."

Glowworm56 | 25

#7719061 - Monday 5 November 2018 16:02

I bet James Bond annoys his doctor with that line all the time when he goes for his physical and takes his urine test.

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7719240 - Monday 5 November 2018 22:54

James Bond doesn't have physicals. He fucks the women that try to kill him, and MI6 are like "Well, he fell 500 feet out of a helicopter, but he's getting his leg over, so he's fine."

By RichardPencil | 26

#7718988 - Monday 5 November 2018 14:13

My guesses are:

1. The cat
2. Bill Cosby
3. Laura Ingraham

I don’t really care if I win — the thought of any or all of these choices covered in pee is victory enough.