Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
"Here you go, Doc. One urine sample, shaken, not stirred."
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Glowworm56
| 25
I bet James Bond annoys his doctor with that line all the time when he goes for his physical and takes his urine test.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
James Bond doesn't have physicals. He fucks the women that try to kill him, and MI6 are like "Well, he fell 500 feet out of a helicopter, but he's getting his leg over, so he's fine."
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RichardPencil
| 30
My guesses are:
1. The cat
2. Bill Cosby
3. Laura Ingraham
I don’t really care if I win — the thought of any or all of these choices covered in pee is victory enough.
1. The cat
2. Bill Cosby
3. Laura Ingraham
I don’t really care if I win — the thought of any or all of these choices covered in pee is victory enough.
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Cat's Paw
| 15
Don't feel bad, you're not the only one.
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WHSKitty4ever
| 23
I’d say, better to be pissed off than pissed on, but…
1. The cat
2. Bill Cosby
3. Laura Ingraham
I don’t really care if I win — the thought of any or all of these choices covered in pee is victory enough.