By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00
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"Here you go, Doc. One urine sample, shaken, not stirred."
I bet James Bond annoys his doctor with that line all the time when he goes for his physical and takes his urine test.
James Bond doesn't have physicals. He fucks the women that try to kill him, and MI6 are like "Well, he fell 500 feet out of a helicopter, but he's getting his leg over, so he's fine."
My guesses are: 1. The cat 2. Bill Cosby 3. Laura Ingraham I don’t really care if I win — the thought of any or all of these choices covered in pee is victory enough.
I’d say, better to be pissed off than pissed on, but…
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"Here you go, Doc. One urine sample, shaken, not stirred."
My guesses are: 1. The cat 2. Bill Cosby 3. Laura Ingraham I don’t really care if I win — the thought of any or all of these choices covered in pee is victory enough.