Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
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Top comments
imseksie 0
She got balls..
Il_Maestro 6
Apparently that was strike three.
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Comments (217)
lovebeecharmer 6
That girl will do great things with her life.
Scoutman 5
It should also make her "whooped"
ryggsekk 8
your daughter seems like she is a douche
Baconman345 9
That's a spare...
BunBunBabe 8
Everyone wants noor
hockeyoceancity 13
58- uhmm.. Lazy? No i'm not a pothead so you can **** off. This world is doomed if none of you can accept people who smoke a damn plant. Alcohol kills people. Weed has not one recorded death. You can't overdose on it. How many people do you know who have died from cigaretted or alcohol? Seriously think. Now think of people who have died from weed you know? None. So **** off you judgemental assholes. :) thumb me down please lol. Unlike most of you i'm open to everyone's way of life. You don't know people's life story so stop judging people by what they do when you know nothing about them.
KVKdragon 26
I love that you made this comment. While I do agree that marijuana can be used for medical reasons, I find it stupid and moronic of anyone who uses it for pleasure, relaxation, and/or "special thoughts"
S182 15
It probably did earn her some cool points... FYL tho :/
fallenangel210 4
Back in my day, getting expelled made you cool...
Pandacupcakelove 26
So stupid yet so awesome!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Unless somebody got hurt, then it's not awesome at all :/
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yeah, then it's hilarious.