Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
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imseksie 0
She got balls..
Il_Maestro 6
Apparently that was strike three.
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Comments (217)
CinnamonRugby 5
Not a suprise she got pinned for it. Maybe you could bowl over her with your parenting skills and strike out as dad of the year.
tennisrapper1 14
Did she score a strike?
Drew167 8
Could be worse they could have gotten police involved if somebody was hurt.
hockeyoceancity 13
I don't see why people say it's uncool. It's neither cool nor uncool. It like smoking cigarettes but weed doesn't give you cancer and is 100 percent natural unlike 99percent of all foods we eat. Weed is a herb grown naturally that releases stress and is used medically so... You can't bash on it to much considering i bet 50 percent of you or more smoke cigarettes which are more harmful by far along with alcohol. yes it may kill some brains cells but considering we make so many brain cells a day... Not much of a loss also we don't use all of our brain to it's max usage so all in all it doesn't effect you. Some of the smartest people smoke weed and do drugs even strong such as LSD, it expands your mind with thoughts but it does in some cases kill your brain cells but so does TV and cell phones and reading this right now on your ipod/cell phone/computer. Much of you are just brain washed to think "weed bad, drugs bad" but what about the pain meds you are taking at a hospital? they give you forms of herion in hospitals so don't think drugs are bad. They are only bad if you abuse them. Before you think, oh he is just another pothead. No i am not, yes i have smoked weed and experimented with drugs but i am not a pothead, i smoke from time to time to release stress ans because it lowers my jaw/neck/back pains from a medical issue and makes my migranes go away. Don't be scared of the unknown. Lead, don't follow the crowd. No need to bombard me with negatives i was just putting out my thoughts of this topic. I of course have much more to say but i hate typing on this... So have a good day! :)
dominic1221 6
^ TL;DR: "I'm an insecure pothead."
Primmly 11
That's not worth being expelled at all, unless someone was severely hurt. :P
therealslim 15
How you can be bothered to type all that shit is beyond me, when I can't even be bothered to read more than 4 lines
alynarodriguez57 0
Wt a dumbass
Linkerdoodles 15
*What
izzygarcia 0
Agree 100%!!!!: )
Zachthejoker 10
A bowling ball? Really? The standards of school pranks have lowered since I last went
42istheanswer 27
A bowling ball rolled down the stairs, would be funny as hell to see. A nice way to break up the day. ...Unless someone got seriously hurt.
mhopper 13
Better than a slinky! They take forever!!I