Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
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imseksie 0
She got balls..
Il_Maestro 6
Apparently that was strike three.
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Comments (217)
ihateFMLJkxD 0
Lol.
Aliicat16 9
I apologize but your daughter is an idiot for trying to do something in order to be "cool"
wannabesinger 16
I could see a suspension, but unless a lot of kids were seriously injured I don't think it called for an expulsion.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Unless this was her last warning resulting from constant bad behavior...
ihasbrains 10
Or she injured a shit ton of people.
t765234 10
I'm sure that throwing a bowling ball down a flight of stairs during the luch rush, if it's anything like my school, would injure at least 10-15 people with the ball and about 20-30 more with falling children.
downtime 13
Why would you NOT kick a child out of the school who is prepared to throw bowling balls down a crowded set of stairs? Whether people got injured or not, she needs to be taken to a small island off the coast of nowhere and left there.
NFSMax 5
Making trouble during youth is nothing. She will grow up to be an important person!
peteyfas 8
..sounds a little premature
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...ejaculation. I don't know why, but I felt compelled to end your sentence as premature ejaculation.
shaddol3lade 7
Sneak? Are you not allowed to leave for some reason even for an expelled daughter?
pennies_lane 6
awww you should be so proud! at least she wasn't "sneaking" out of school.
KiddNYC1O 22
Wtf?
Zomg_Okay 27
"Proud"? What?
pennies_lane 6
oh I'm sorry, I couldn't find the sarcasm font!
Zomg_Okay 27
That did not read as anything even remotely resembling sarcasm.
auzz1_pride 9
109) are you serious? A mentally challenged person could have seen the sarcasm in that comment.
KiddNYC1O 22
Okay, there may have been sarcasm, but the last sentence doesn't quite justify it.
Zomg_Okay 27
140 - Well, if a mentally challenged person could have seen it and I didn't, then I must not be mentally challenged. Thank you for the compliment. :)
Nyx7 24
I think most parents would prefer their child skipping class to them being a dipshit and hurling a bowling ball down crowded stairs
Il_Maestro 6
Who the **** plans to bring a bowling ball to school and what moronic teachers for the first half of the day ignored the fact that she brought a ******* BOWLING BALL to class?
wannabesinger 16
If she had the bowling ball in her locker, how would anyone have known about it? Maybe she kept it in her backpack and put it in her locker later. Would've been heavy, but it's possible.
Il_Maestro 6
Then my next questions would be 1) why couldn't I have been lucky enough to have a locker deep enough to hold a bowling ball and 2) why the hell was she so dedicated to bringing this bowling ball to school? Doesn't she know she can make fun of some nerd and appear equally as "cool" to her "friends"
wannabesinger 16
I don't have all the answers! Perhaps she was on the bowling team. Do schools in the UK have bowling teams? Hell, do schools in the USA even have bowling teams anymore?
Il_Maestro 6
Give me the answers, dammit! *shines interrogation light in your face*
Wedees 15
My school had a bowling team! lol
ByronJess 17
My school doe too!
Pigeon89 34
Speaking as someone who lives in pretty much the same area as OP (I know my profile says otherwise- ignore it) I haven't heard of schools here having bowling teams :s
GreyGirl 15
My school has four bowling teams
Kristoffer 35
Hopefully no one was injured. FYL
Ninjasaurus18 9
How did that make her expelled? Suspended, is more likely.
ICastillo 25
Dude she threw a ******* bowling ball down some stairs.
Zomg_Okay 27
During the lunch hour rush, as well. When there'd be dozens of students using them, most likely.
PlaidPanda 9
If she's in high school, there's a good chance there could be 100+ students, and if it did hit a student, talk about a broken shin/knee.
DocBastard 40
It strikes me that your daughter doesn't have a spare brain cell, because her plan was a turkey. In fact, her mind is probably perpetually in the gutter. It's terrible that you had to drive down the lane to get her, but at least she didn't try to claim she was framed. You need to bowl her over and put balls to the wall so this behaviour stops now. Good luck.
PocketMonsta 4
I see what you did there... (^?^)