Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
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imseksie 0
She got balls..
Il_Maestro 6
Apparently that was strike three.
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Comments (217)
isaiaah 6
Daughters are just great eh?
sappersteve 0
why did she have a bowling ball at school?
hockeyoceancity 13
To throw it down the stairs. :)
bargarlm 2
Expelled for that? Damn schools suck at when & what & how to punish kids. Unless she knocked down a bunch of kids & seriously hurt them that's just stupid.
Hakam08 3
haha suck to be u
Calyx_fml 22
Make her carry a bowling ball for two hours each day she is expelled. If she drops it the timer starts at 0.
eccentrix 12
Nobody said anything about rolling the ball, she hurled it. It sounds pretty cool to me. It sounds to me that "during the lunch hour rush" is the teacher's take on why it was extra dangerous, not that it was especially busy. That's just when she would've been out of class. Who throws a bowling ball at people?
Shadow_Blues 10
I feel as if that whole "cool" thing was an excuse, if she was so dedicated to bringing a /bowling ball/ to her school. I mean, those things aren't light, nor would it be easy to hide... So yeah. ._.
stevenmx86 8
Every time I read a "today my kid did something stupid" fml it's an auto Ydi from me. You raised them...
unknown_user5566 27
The way a kid is raised does not automatically determine their behavior. There are some parents who do everything right, and their kids still act out. On the flip side, there are some dead beat parents who don't do anything right, and their kids end up being awesome.
lizzlegirl 9
they can expell you on the spot? i thought you get suspended then have to go to a hearing
mrtjawesome 14
Congradulations! you have officially raised a bart simpson.