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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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msjoyfull84 0

Monday 23 January 2012 8:55

Sounds like a healthy relationship.

nontoxicpuppydog 5

Monday 23 January 2012 8:59

Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.

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Jeffers123 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:15

That says something bout your relationship eh?

poopie14 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:31

Bitch

kei1108 13

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:32

That is unhealthy and disrespectful. You can do better.

justvicky2 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:06

Sounds like she is cheating on you, if she is that paranoid. Sorry about that. :/

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:31

you need to dump her insecure ass. so inconsiderate.

drivemysoul19 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:31

Dump that bitch.

RrLSf19 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:36

Sorry

Track1991 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:49

Some advice: grow some balls, don't let anyone control you, grow a back bone

dephey89 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:55

Leave that girl!

Skylansmile 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 7:10

You should have sent the picture of your grandmother with the caption "no I'm not out cheating on you. And you won't have to worry about that ever again. We're done." She obviously has trust issues. Get out of that relationship ASAP.

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Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML

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