Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Top comments
msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
mommykrissy_05 7
Sorry but I think it might be time to break up. Sounds like it is already over but neither one of you have admitted it. There is no trust and you obviously didn't want her there with you for support. Seems like neither one of you really want to be together.
kphippie 0
And you did it? You shouldn't have to do that bc she's insecure
nowais 0
I wouldn't say you should dump her but it seems that you are not in control of ur relationship , (no offense to the girls out there ). When a woman takes control of their man and the relationship , you know it's going to turn out ugly. How do I know this ? Because my girlfriend is taking over me.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Uh, when EITHER party in a relationship starts to takes control of the other and the relationship, it turns out ugly. You trying to say it's not okay for a girl to be controlling but it's okay for a guy to be controlling? It's okay if a guy demanded a girl to send him a picture of her dead grandmother to prove she wasn't cheating on him? Let me answer for you. It's not.
icantellu 7
Ugh there's NO comma before because. EVER! YDI
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Wrong. "Because" is acting as a conjunction, you know what that is right? Since it is hooking together two independent clauses (clauses that can also act as full sentences on their own) there is a comma before it. Fail.
CRC_101 31
Actually, whether or not a comma needs to be included before a "because" varies. It is neither never included, nor is it always necessary. Although the combination of independent clauses virtually always requires a comma, "because" can be an exception to this in sentences that require the second independent clause to explain their full meaning. Also, you have some serious problems if you're basing a FML vs. YDI on incredibly small grammar errors, if they even ARE errors. xD The usage of commas is easily misinterpreted, and even the best of writers screw up. Hurrah for editors!
Chad_the_Brony 0
I hate when women don't believe men who say a relative has died. You should NOT have sent a picture just to prove yourself. Who cares if she dumps you. Sure, it'll hurt along with your grandmothers death, but at least you have some self respect left. Tell her to **** off and get a life, courtesy of me. If she has a problem, she can sign up and argue with me.
DaneTrain9311 7
If she bitched you into sending her a pic of your dead grandma because she thought you were cheating that's probably a good time to tell her to go fu*k herself.
meruu_2005 1
Unless she She walks in on you doing another chick is tell her to calm down its annoying when people have stupid insecurities
draegbomb 5
Who's wearing the pants?
RS795 8
Looks like it's time for SOMEbody to move on...
theonlysweetpea 10
Leave this pathetic controlling **** right now! It will NOT get better!