Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Top comments
msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
JayeMei13 0
That's a pretty low level to stoop to on her behalf, how dare she. I definitley would not be with someone so inconsiderate and rude.
FilthyPazuzu 3
I wouldn't have sent her that picture, I'd have sent her a picture of my middle finger with the accompanying text "Wow. Go **** yourself and never talk to me again." Do you like being a punching bag, or what? Even mind-blowing sex is not worth that kind of lack of trust.
katieshadows 0
Ive had to ask my boyfriend to send pics of where he is bcuz i havent had the best luck with relationships.. Shes just trying to make sure she doesnt get hurt
Emperorerror 8
Dump the bitch. You can't have that little trust in a relationship.
tavs02 6
That's really pushing the line. OP, in all honesty, get a new girlfriend.
AlexisCahill 0
Trust issues much? I'm sorry for your loss!
victoria0621 0
ur gfs a crazy bitch
maxwell33321 0
Leave the controlling bitch
joshua88wa 3
Time to dump her, she is obviously insecure, and they are always the real cheaters.
KalCounty 4
I hope she felt like a complete tool after she got the picture.