Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Top comments
msjoyfull84 0
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
nontoxicpuppydog 5
Bitch should have been at the funeral with you.
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Comments (229)
OlivierSillegue_fml 9
In my opinion, unless your girlfriend was getting surgery or was held by something of equal importance, she should have been by your side while you were going through this terrible situation. I'm really sorry for your loss, OP. My maternal grandmother died in October, and I miss her terribly. I had the luck to have my sweet girlfriend by my side, though. I'm really sorry you don't have that priviledge. I would tend to agree with many commenters here and say you should probably reconsider your relationship with this person, especially if she made such a gruesome demand as the picture of a corpse!
DatDudeChrisR 2
Yea good luck on that relationship. YDI for disrespecting your grandmothers body by sending a picture of her deceased and for disrespecting the sacredness of a funeral. Dump the insecure bitch and go to counseling and Learn how to respect yourself as well as the non-living.
ImissCaleb 16
Why didn't you take her with you??????
dansco 25
Dump her if she trusts you so little that you needed to do this! Seriously unless she is mindblowing in bed...
Art_Chick84 0
you need a new girl honey
TonyIsMyDog 2
Why wasn't she at the funeral like a good girlfriend would be?
Professor59 2
She sounds like nothing but trouble. 1) She's not there with you and 2) She doesn't trust you. Next time you find yourself taking a cell phone photo of your dead grandmother, stop and ask yourself why a person would do this.
bigmackin35 0
Some people are really paranoid bout that stuff man just be glad she's really committed and talk it over with her
minny209 0
Oh my gosh she sucks she should have been comforting u not accusing u
minny209 0
Wrd