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What a perv. And nice brother you have there, OP! Sibling love
#27 He's obviously being sarcastic!
you forgot to say bazinga
Bazinga Punks
No shit! I would break the guys neck if he even tried to pay me for such a thing
u dont hav 2 tlk like dis ether -_-
Rule of FML. You will get called out for bad grammatical text and punctuation. Deal with it.
That takes creepy to a whole new level. I suggest hitting your brother with a baseball bat.
Baseballbat with barbed wire wrapped around it FTW
Baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire dipped in poison.
Now that's just overkill. Dip it in lemon juice instead.
Or salt. Or salt and curare.
Or the blood of your ancestors, for extra strength.
Or mercury.
Or a mild acid so his wounds fester :) as my mother always said "what part of sadist don't you understand?"
What about the creepy neighbor? What do we do with him?
he really is "big brother" ironic.
16, what else did you think he was doing with it?
Too bad people that commented didn't get the joke. Big brother is from a book 1984 and he is like a totalitarian leader and he watches anything anyone does with this tv thing. So that's why it's funny.
It is a pretty good book. Very conspiracy theory, creepy. I'd suggest it to a friend who hasn't read it. :) Though, I will suggest don't show the movie to a freshman English class. My teacher made that mistake. And honors class and all we all giggled at the nude scene. -.- oh, to be 15 again.
Yes he is. In more ways than one apparently.
Your brother is a pathetic asshole.
It's time call in the cops on your creepy neighbor and retrieve all the videos/pics captured since; also just pray that none had gone out specially to the **** market.
He's also really creepy for agreeing to do so! FYL OP.
#84 A mild acid might actually disinfect his wounds and stop them from festering.
Yep, you're right. No idea how I messed that up so badly.
Hey, they could make a great job out of that! It's creepy and illegal, but hey, apparently your bro is pretty good! ;3
Not too good, considering he got caught.
He doesn't have to be good I assume he lives with her he can come in when she is not there. And picking a bedroom lock is easy.
For future reference, there's a button labeled "I agree, your life sucks" for that.
Get back at him by faking a murder in your bathroom and then when he calls the cops you and the "murdered" person act like you have no idea what he's talking about
Given the circumstances I very much doubt the neighbour watching would be calling the police no matter they see...
SOMEONE watched Zoey 101.. little tip, that is not a show you should be proud of knowing. :(
46-- seems like you would have to watch it to know that. That is something to which you should not be proud of knowing, after all.
**** you, 46- Zoe 101 4 Lyfe :P
I wouldn't often suggest this, but please, for your own safety; inform the authorities! Who knows what such a creep would do next! Also, have a very severe word with your brother! Good luck, OP! :)
Should report the brother, too.
I guess people really will do anything for money
If you have proof, or can get it in writing, then I would go down to the police station and turn both of them into the cops. While family is important, your brother really put you in danger.
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What a perv. And nice brother you have there, OP! Sibling love
That takes creepy to a whole new level. I suggest hitting your brother with a baseball bat.