By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
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JukeboxValkyrie 19

At least you aren't the guy with a black eye.

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capnbzarr 43

Actually that would be kinda cool (having it on your license, not getting punched in the face).

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tc34 1

Yeah I'd rather have a two black eyes than that for 3 years

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jfkeith31B 10

All you gotta say is that you went and kicked it at the Neverland ranch for the day.

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bri1215 7

i think that guys with eyeliner are amazing and sexy

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bri1215 7

i think that guys with eyeliner are amazing and sexy

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chickenwalrus 14

Eye hope nobody lashes out at them. they shouldn't feel the need to masquerade themselves though. Hopefully people won't be lining up to makeup fun of them.

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Wayne913 13

If anyone asks, say " you should have seen the other guy."

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perdix 29

The last time I went to the DPS (that's the DMV in Texas), the told me not to smile so much. A girl was sending me dirty texts while I waited in line.

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perdix 29

Cuz I gave it to her. I like dirty texts -- who doesn't?

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RuCheezBurger 10

Say you were Emo/Goth for Halloween and tell anyone who sees it that you took it then.

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haw008 14

The date that your license is issued is actually on your license good try but.... No.

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liir 18

Just look at it this way, it is an incentive for you to not get pulled over.

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