Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, yet again I got delayed in airport security. One month ago, I thought it was a good idea to wear make-up when renewing my passport. It turns out I look nothing like myself without makeup. Hello shattered confidence and 5 years of needing to wear makeup for every flight. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I spent two hours finding, gathering, and printing documentation to go to the DMV to get my real ID. Makeup, hair, everything done, on my way there. They’re closed today. FML
Today, I watched a grizzled old gas station attendant, with a stain on her blouse, use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML
Today, the DMV told me I had to pay a $39 "renewal" fee for a mistake they made. After over an hour of waiting, they printed a license without a Real ID star like my previous one. Then they tried to blame me for not asking for one. I didn't have time to resolve this two weeks ago, and now Pennsylvania says it's my fault. FML
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ReinaJay 13
Sexy
substitutes 0
Better have rocked that shit
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Comments (129)
chinkchilla420 0
That's hot lol
dwillsn 10
only if he can pull it off. and if so, go him ;)
underguarded 20
If anyone does make fun of you ,Tell whoever sees your picture that you were going through a phase. Or tell them the truth behind the picture. Either way you have a interesting conversation starter. Roll with it.
Misfits_Danzig 2
At least you weren't playing a drag queen.
jlh2283 1
i fail to understand how you didn't know. you deserve it for not taking care of yourself in the morning by not looking in the mirror. i am guessing you didn't brush your teeth either. that just dirty.
brookedancer 0
Guy-liner is sexy(;
EBunny43 1
could be longer if you get an automatic renewal or two!
LordMaxington1 0
I don't get it..
eaze_ya_miind 1
110- you failed to read the FML properly. He clearly said EARLIER I WAS IN A PLAY. Meaning, he was in a play and after it was over, he went to renew is license. He could have been in a rush. Don't be so quick to judge, especially when you can't even read a simple FML properly. :)
Njtorres 0
Here in Nj they ask if your satisfied with the picture before printing it to your license :p
allisonsapphireh 0
I like guyliner.