Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, yet again I got delayed in airport security. One month ago, I thought it was a good idea to wear make-up when renewing my passport. It turns out I look nothing like myself without makeup. Hello shattered confidence and 5 years of needing to wear makeup for every flight. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I spent two hours finding, gathering, and printing documentation to go to the DMV to get my real ID. Makeup, hair, everything done, on my way there. They’re closed today. FML
Today, I watched a grizzled old gas station attendant, with a stain on her blouse, use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML
Today, the DMV told me I had to pay a $39 "renewal" fee for a mistake they made. After over an hour of waiting, they printed a license without a Real ID star like my previous one. Then they tried to blame me for not asking for one. I didn't have time to resolve this two weeks ago, and now Pennsylvania says it's my fault. FML
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ReinaJay 13
Sexy
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Better have rocked that shit
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kcraw1215 4
I'm pretty sure you can get a new picture whenever you want. It costs some money. Or you can go and say you lost your license and get another
extradorkyloser 4
Yeah. I was under the impression that you could get a new license whenever. It just takes time and money...
Buttsexpirate 9
Well at least you'll look fantabulous!
ithilaelin 0
I think dark eyeliner is really hot on guys :)
4ugu4 7
What the hell is on your laptop in your profile picture? Some kind of ****?
Enslaved 38
Don't forget to notice the hand lotion and tissues. Lol
effedml 5
But #16 is female so the lotion & tissues aren't very useful with ****. :(
nothingtodisplay 7
Well some guys are really how with eyeliner on but not all
verlorenerFall 8
Not necessarily. People lie.
sammieg17 5
Just say you "lost" your drivers license. Problem solved
ChaosAngel17 14
Eye hope this does not become a one liner
KiddNYC1O 22
Just say you're Adam Lambert.
butterz1839 3
That doesn't look gay at all
AnagenisisZagus 13
You are correct. It doesn't. Thank you for pointing that out. Buy yourself a cookie. Just think of it as a gift from me.
SiriusBlack97 17
So that's who stole my eye makeup!
SillyFart 7
Was this joke supposed to be funny??
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
You're dead, Sirius. That means you shouldn't speak.
BellaMarta 19
just retake the picture
bjr1208 3
Ydi for wanting that cow.
thebaconweave 0
Lol your picture totally works out! The thing above you is ugly...