By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
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Uvabunchies 0

Could've been worse. You could've had like hot pink hearts or purple stars left on your face.

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AWESOMESAUCE365 0

Dude that sucks! Just say your eyelashes were being weird and were laying flat or something.. Tell them your "niece" did it in your sleep with sharpie

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91hayek 31

Nightman! Fighter of the Dayman!

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Daesh_fml 9

Just go get another one done. who cares why you want it, as long as you can pay for it.

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