Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
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PFiddy 0
all the inspiration a guy needs
srhshl 9
1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.
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Comments (189)
madhukar 3
stop acting pricey OP, u know u want em squeezed :D
ladyluck82 9
well, I think you're BOTH childish in this situation. How old are guys? 10? Fiancé and you won't even let him touch your boob? Will you even sleep in the same bed on your honeymoon? God forbid! It'll be like those old movies on Nick at Night when the couple is married for 30 years but they sleep in two separate twin beds! lmfao
NYMTS 4
Someone needs to learn how to read firstly it clearly says my fiancée is 22. so before you try to be a stupid bitch about things, read properly and take the pole out of your ass, oh and before i forget the rest of your comment is random, and pointless. Be gone troll.
JokeMeister 0
Makes ya think, don't it? If not, it should.
underguarded 20
Or you could just deny him sex until he starts stops smelling like death
EvilDave 13
Yeah, that's it. Use sex as a reward and withhold it until you get your way. That is a **** move.
niplipsip 9
Dude refuses to smell good, and will only concede to fixing the issue by fondling her. I say thats a dick move.
EvilDave 13
OP, YDI for dating a guy who doesn't care about his hygiene, dating a guy and trying to change him, and using sex as a bribe.
ATLforever7 6
Today, my significant other acted like a douchebag. MLIA.
jintin 0
good deal i appreciate tht
EmilyFelton98 0
umm... is that all your fiancé thinks about ?
prophet87 0
sounds like a win win to me
leela11 0
wow. that's sad...