Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
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PFiddy 0
all the inspiration a guy needs
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Comments (189)
tightend1997 4
that's a good deal!! your both happy!
NYMTS 4
we both are very veryyyy happy. LOL at these haters and their comments. thanks for the love
Isa_fml 20
And you're marrying this scuzzy douchebag. Good luck.
ashley0221_fml_fml 0
I have to bargian with my boyfriend that if he takes a shower we will have sex.....I feel ya....
token308 2
That's just sad..
GiantEvilCookie 6
The fact that you actually had to make a deal with your fiancé to put on deodorant is pretty sad but I don't see what's so bad about having your boob squeezed. I think it's very enjoyable.
jaybird420 1
yea true it is a win win but whybother8 u live in bridgeport to dam its a small as world I ant trin to sound stupid but message me if u want
MeleMallory 0
YDI for getting married so young. 22 year old guys are not men yet, they're still boys. Wait a few more years until he's mature.
radiocaf 29
That man is a pioneer.
JamesOnToast 5
How long did he squeeze it for...?
oakland43 6
ur marryin this guy?