Intimacy: Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What...

By NYMTS - 01/07/2011 23:22 - Australia

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

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Same thing different taste

By SG - 24/03/2012 12:14 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

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By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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Deal or no Deal

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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Boobies!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

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PFiddy 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:51

all the inspiration a guy needs

srhshl 9

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:59

1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.

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madashell43 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:11

so you like dirty boys lol

Cierra657 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:18

11 & boners = winn xD

KingGeorgeGal 12

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:18

The first comment got removed because of me -__-

cjcstuart 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:53

so evil lol

chukachu 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:21

dump him and run

dontstealmyshoes 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:27

best thing I've heard all day haha

Mr_Saddle 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:29

shoulda had a v8

Mattxy8 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:56

Is that deal available for anyone? I put on deoxerant this morning, where is my reward?

AwesomeSause0 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:06

mmmm sounds swell

N3v43h 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:29

Yo boners!!!!!! you should totally submit and win the tosh.0 caption challenge!!!!!!!!

N3v43h 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:41

*** da haterz! do it bonez! They only be downvotin cuz people be haten da masta! you'd win it, if u haven't already

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