Intimacy: Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What...

By NYMTS - 01/07/2011 23:22 - Australia

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

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Saturday 2 July 2011 5:51

all the inspiration a guy needs

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Comments

momo1972 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:34

I have deodorant on, can I squeeze too?

bewbies 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:40

sounds like a win to me

MisterMichael 9

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:46

that's a hell of a deal

baseballlegitly0 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:51

win

OfficeNinja 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:58

what does he get to do if he uses the deodorant under both arms?

psygarrett 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:38

your boyfriend is a lucky man!

an9876 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:42

sounds a lot like a bunch of guys I know.....

ThisRandomChild 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:43

Life + bewbies - BO = worthwhile sacrifice to guys

be_nvd_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:37

Really??? You put up with that? Honestly??? Move on! It's not worth a relationship when you have to bribe someone.

abgirl0 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:05

YDI for being interested enough in a guy like this to actually consider marrying him.

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