Intimacy: Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What...

By NYMTS - 01/07/2011 23:22 - Australia

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 441

You deserved it 10 946

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By SG - 24/03/2012 12:14 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 434

You deserved it 37 488

By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 246

You deserved it 4 944

Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 883

You deserved it 182

Deal or no Deal

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 016

You deserved it 2 132

Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 602

You deserved it 1 556

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 652

You deserved it 318

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 911

You deserved it 6 912

By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 169

You deserved it 7 764

Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 978

You deserved it 199

Boobies!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 037

You deserved it 250

PFiddy 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:51

all the inspiration a guy needs

srhshl 9

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:59

1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.

Comments

momo1972 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:34

I have deodorant on, can I squeeze too?

bewbies 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:40

sounds like a win to me

MisterMichael 9

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:46

that's a hell of a deal

baseballlegitly0 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:51

win

OfficeNinja 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:58

what does he get to do if he uses the deodorant under both arms?

psygarrett 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:38

your boyfriend is a lucky man!

an9876 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:42

sounds a lot like a bunch of guys I know.....

ThisRandomChild 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:43

Life + bewbies - BO = worthwhile sacrifice to guys

be_nvd_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:37

Really??? You put up with that? Honestly??? Move on! It's not worth a relationship when you have to bribe someone.

abgirl0 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:05

YDI for being interested enough in a guy like this to actually consider marrying him.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

Today, after moving back in with my parents, I found out they had held on to a chunk of mail still being sent during the time I had been changing my old address. Included was a summons to jury duty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 853

You deserved it 1 439

Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 033

You deserved it 2 083

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 728

You deserved it 367

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 443

You deserved it 2 690

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 287

You deserved it 558

Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 599

You deserved it 230