By lifesuck - 19/09/2010 14:11 - United States

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
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Macromartyr 3

Were they purple?

those sandals cost 10 bucks!!!


Macromartyr 3

Were they purple?

Fighting for your life, you mean?

No, she's fighting her fore-life, duh! She hath been enlightened and struggles to not go back to the before time!

zerobahamut03 2

@#11 of course that's what he meant. @OP maybe they were some very expensive sandals? lol jk! that sucks.

14 "fighting my for life"

#1 I love your cat!

christa953 12


I was 4 and I got sucked into a thick muddy canal. The kind where it goes underground. My babysitter stuck in her hand randomly and grabbed mine. I lost my lucky hat, but I kept my life. I still have nightmares about it.

Noe they had to go back to goodwill

that cat is honestly really scary! =O

bullshit that's your fault for going too deep in a river.. smh

blo0_starZz 0

mayb they were Gina sandals? those r ridiculously expensive

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

we gota word for that down here in Georgia. biotch

laxgirl17 5

Your mom wears sandals

71 lucky as hell

GTFO of the kiddie pool!!!!

those sandals cost 10 bucks!!!

bravesfan112233 0

plus shipping and handling

iTzAeroz 0

plus tax

bubbarific 0

plus warranty

JillianlikesVogu 0

I like tacos.

fakeaccountX 6

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Jessi2487 0

papi tu no puede con el Taco Bell. all for me!

YOU LOST UR SANDLES. now we have to go back to the goodwill

Akumie 6

Who doesn't like tacos?

haha wow awesome mom

u lost ur sandals!! Rebel;)

crazedcabbages 0

yeah i kno right xD

Y_U_19029 0

Wow that sucks, how much were the sandels?

See post and replies about price and tacos.

such a caring mother you have...

my mom would prob laugh at the fact of me almost dying! :

That sucks.. maybe they were expensive sandals. :/

Goodjob Giligan, you lost your moms sandals.

angela3222 0

lmao, win xD

zxcvbnm321 2

oh dear you lost your mandals

mandals! haha thats great :)

Wait. You were swimming in sandals? You were wading and a current sucked you out if your sandals? Help this make sense please? And YDI for losing your sandals.

I'm pretty sure it was that OP was wading through the river with his sandals in his hands so that his bare feet would be able to keep a grip on the rocks. While struggling to get back to the surface, he had to let go of the sandals so he could use his hands better and avoid drowning.