Love: Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with... - FML

By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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You deserved it 119

By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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You deserved it 3 360

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 318

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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You deserved it 4 795

Narcissistic parents strike again

By psychobunnycutie - 06/04/2021 05:00

Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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You deserved it 18 549

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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You deserved it 3 190

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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You deserved it 3 012

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 220

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Xquisite1 28

Sunday 19 September 2010 16:18

wow, what a screwed up family that you belong to

bluecat_fml 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 16:22

wow some relationship labyrinth

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heyitsmeyay 0

Monday 20 September 2010 20:14

after pondering that thought it's actually hysterical.....

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:12

I'm pretty sure you didn't "HAVE" to listen to your mom... so yeah, you deserve it

spanyardsneedlea 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:04

8- your pic gave me nightmares

R0s1e 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 10:18

yeah that's bad.. my Dad died just a few months ago and my Mum has a boyfriend and i have to move in with the guy next year.. its just weird. it should NOT be something that children have to see!!!

ShotCaller82 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:28

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry...

mizzy_mizz 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:41

ARE YOUR PARENTS SWINGERS?

missmontreal97 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:25

LOL that's hilarious

BambooSwitches 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:46

awkward...

sarcdude 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 5:59

Messy family indeed. I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. FYL OP.

Katuski 4

Tuesday 14 December 2010 14:15

Oh wow, full circle.

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Today, a client called my supervisor to complain that I wasn’t answering my phone. Then they called patients' advocate and submitted a second complaint. I was on my lunch break, but still got written up the moment I returned. No, I wasn’t late. FML

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Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

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Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML

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Today, my new boss asked me to handle a very difficult client, warning me that, "He's kind of a dick." My accidental response? "That's fine, I'm great at handling dicks." FML

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Today, I was asked by my mom if I could have a joint birthday party with her dog, because it would be the dog's "Big 1-0." She was completely serious. FML

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Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

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