messyfamily
Australia
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Make it stop, please
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
psychobunnycutie
Narcissistic parents strike again
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
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Xquisite1 28
wow, what a screwed up family that you belong to
bluecat_fml 0
wow some relationship labyrinth
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Comments (88)
motero 0
oh yes...the old switch-a-roo
quicheme45 0
Haha fyl!
slimpickens 0
haha
4everFastpitch5 2
that sucks!
LASERZ7 4
thats complaicated
16rrpass 0
That took me a long time to process
technicolourain1 0
Wow awk much? Haha.
kpopfanatic93 6
The dad has a new girlfriend. The girlfriend has an ex-husband. OP's mom is flirting with the ex-husband of her ex's girlfriend.
fantasyworld 39
Singer Shania Twain married her husband's mistress's (who happened to be her best friend) ex husband. It's crazy.