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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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Narcissistic parents strike again

By psychobunnycutie - 06/04/2021 05:00

Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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Xquisite1 28

Sunday 19 September 2010 16:18

wow, what a screwed up family that you belong to

bluecat_fml 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 16:22

wow some relationship labyrinth

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PrincessGrilie 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 18:50

Be happy for her dang it!

derschadenfreude 5

Sunday 19 September 2010 19:19

YDI for posting confusingly worded, boring fmls

cheesemob2 0

Monday 20 September 2010 14:13

FYL for being an idiot.

lucidlucia 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 19:19

Wow...talk about dysfunctional family. you might want to get into therapy now.

matrasveer 1

Sunday 19 September 2010 19:41

That took me a few reads to understand lol.

Igor_g5 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 20:36

So how is that FYL? how did she force you to listen?

ctlnaaia71 8

Sunday 19 September 2010 22:20

good for her!!! I hope she screws him too.

sweetTnt_fml 0

Monday 20 September 2010 1:13

sigh...only in Australia

kile88 2

Monday 20 September 2010 3:41

this has nothing to do with Australians stfu I'm sure there are more than enough cases out there

hellokittywhore 0

Monday 20 September 2010 1:21

Kinda like what's going on with me right now, my most recent ex boyfriend is my current boyfriends best friend. and my boyfriend is my ex girlfriends newest ex boyfriend. If that makes ANY sense. Yeah I'm really confused by it all too.

Snowlight_fml 7

Tuesday 21 September 2010 23:27

So basically you went out with two guys and a girl, and now they're all dating each other while you're single. Right. Got it o-o

9010649 3

Monday 20 September 2010 1:31

took me a couple times to understand this lol

Ketatonia 0

Monday 20 September 2010 2:40

OP, is your mom a character in Desperate Housewives, by any chance?

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Today, I sat and watched the CEO of DreamWorks on TV misuse words such as "quantum". He's filthy rich, whereas I'm a savagely underpaid gardener. FML

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Today, while I was talking to my boss, he got a call from "babe". The number that was calling him was my girlfriend's. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. My children decided to make me "breakfast in bed", only to end up setting the kitchen on fire. FML

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