messyfamily
Australia
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Make it stop, please
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
psychobunnycutie
Narcissistic parents strike again
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
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Xquisite1 28
wow, what a screwed up family that you belong to
bluecat_fml 0
wow some relationship labyrinth
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MaraMacK 0
you've got a jacked up family.
ManaUser 0
Cool, they can trade.
teyyoshi 19
what a sucking!#10 win
Illyssa_fml 4
Haha take that bitch!!!
bluekiwi_fml 0
this is a REAL love circle!
yusaku02 20
Your mom is rather pathetic.
starile 20
I agree. Knock some sense into her, OP! Take her out on the dating scene to wherever you pick up all your hotties. Mother-son bonding time! Can't wait for the resulting FML from that one!
angela3222 0
I am confused >_<
johnts03 8
That sounds like my family. My mom cheated on my dad with someone, and she now lives with him. My parents are now divorced, but the guy my mom lives with is married to, but separated from the woman with whom my dad lives. It's like partner swap. The really awkward part is that I had met both of the other people without knowing that they were still married to each other. I found out when my grandmother mentioned something about it when we were having lunch together a few years ago. I don't think they were hiding it from me, but I never bothered to ask and they never bothered to tell.
LiL_MiSS_LYMARiZ 5
huh ? O.o
susancooley 0
haha. that's kinda legit if you think about it
bigbadtim 7
What are your family reunions going to be like?
cheesemob2 0
I'm sure he didn't know any relatives on the one couples side so it would probably be 2 reunions where he knows half the people