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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 304

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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You deserved it 4 785

Narcissistic parents strike again

By psychobunnycutie - 06/04/2021 05:00

Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML

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You deserved it 100

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 063

By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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You deserved it 3 187

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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You deserved it 3 010

Too much information, thanks

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 18:00

Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML

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You deserved it 113

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 180

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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You deserved it 18 546

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Sunday 19 September 2010 16:18

wow, what a screwed up family that you belong to

bluecat_fml 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 16:22

wow some relationship labyrinth

Comments

billywhyte 0

Monday 20 September 2010 2:50

who actually thinks that's a ydi? how's that op's fault?

davault 0

Monday 20 September 2010 3:51

this happened to a friend of mine, hes turned out fine but his step sister is a ****

diet_otaku 0

Monday 20 September 2010 4:35

maybe she's just trying to get back at the new girlfriend? like "you date my ex-husband, i'll date yours"?

spanyardsneedlea 0

Monday 20 September 2010 6:14

my family is screwed up to don't worry

juleski21 0

Monday 20 September 2010 7:17

Whoa that's confuzing

ImYoursAlways 3

Monday 20 September 2010 7:44

That's really messed up. FYL indeed

destonerock 0

Monday 20 September 2010 10:27

Jerry springer episode coming soon

Justincolon22 15

Monday 20 September 2010 10:47

I hate unfaithful women.

fullmetalshrimp 0

Monday 20 September 2010 11:53

ooh, it really is a small world after all!

thew_fml 14

Monday 20 September 2010 15:14

why is this a FML? your mom is supposed to give up having a love/sex life because it embarrasses you?

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