messyfamily
Australia
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Make it stop, please
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
psychobunnycutie
Narcissistic parents strike again
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Top comments
Xquisite1 28
wow, what a screwed up family that you belong to
bluecat_fml 0
wow some relationship labyrinth
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Comments (88)
billywhyte 0
who actually thinks that's a ydi? how's that op's fault?
davault 0
this happened to a friend of mine, hes turned out fine but his step sister is a ****
diet_otaku 0
maybe she's just trying to get back at the new girlfriend? like "you date my ex-husband, i'll date yours"?
spanyardsneedlea 0
my family is screwed up to don't worry
juleski21 0
Whoa that's confuzing
ImYoursAlways 3
That's really messed up. FYL indeed
destonerock 0
Jerry springer episode coming soon
Justincolon22 15
I hate unfaithful women.
fullmetalshrimp 0
ooh, it really is a small world after all!
thew_fml 14
why is this a FML? your mom is supposed to give up having a love/sex life because it embarrasses you?