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two words!
Here are three.
FAKE!!!
I guess the drier won.
They both lost .....Hot wheels/Mighty machines FTW!!
And this was a handicap fight .....YDI both for trying 2 gang up on that lil car ....betchu didnt kno it was a ninja?? ...u do now dont ya buddy
what'd this moron do, tumble around inside?
ha
dumb ass... its called turning the dryer off first
Who gets in a fight with the dryer wooow
HANG ON.....what do your posts have anything to do with mine? Only foe had something to do with my glorious first post... Where is Sirin when you need her. >_>
Just arriving, as it happens!
I'm sorry to say, but people will always reply to the first comment. It's a fact of the FML website whether we like it or not.
Looks like it's been taken care of =)
+1 http://tinyurl.com/yz7dyfs/hayley/index.php?id=fcca1e82c783fec5c383e8dec4d7e75d
round two anyone?
@106: Hi there. It's a good idea, and we're toying with several, such as collapsable comment threads, both to avoid the thread jacking problem, and to make it easier for mobile users to comb through the comments as a whole. I'm not directly responsible for all of that though, but it's in discussion, I can assure you :)
Next time, try turning the dryer off first. That should help.
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Show it anywayWow I don't think that's the point. I mean did you not read this? Her face us bruised and she's bleeding something like that happens to you and we'll say get over it:)
i agree actual does hurt so much if u break a nail
Not to mention the broken dryer which can be expensive to fix or replace.
this chick is an ugly **** who has nothing but negative and pessimistic things to say.
Jessi_Rose96, another example of "ugly people with ugly personality".
I used to wonder what was so bad about breaking a nail too, until I got some and was playing football with my friend, yes i'm a girl, but the ball got caught in the tree and I jumped to grab it and my nail caught in the bark and ripped off... I felt really dumb cuz I started crying but that really does hurt!
i don't think breaking a nail hurts as much as seeing this ladies face. gives me the chills.
I don't understand it /:
just saying, "lol". I mean I thought I was ugly until I looked at Jessie-rose's picture; then my skeleton left my body as I cringed, then i just started laughing my ass off. :-/
Nice to know that people ARE as shallow as they seem. Glad picking on a 14 year old girl makes you feel better, and btw? Sarcasm. Wow, and I thought there were actually smart people on this world. Silly me! :)
Except you were the one being a bitch in the first place. I guess being 14 gives you, and only you, that right, huh? Also, everyone knows what sarcasm is. Jesus.
jessi stfu u know u were being serious.
# 94 ;; "Glad picking on a 14 year old girl makes you feel better" no one cares that you're 14 you little twat. If you can't handle criticism you probably shouldn't post things on here, or anywere. Grow the **** up, by the way you are really ugly. Your earlier comment was rude "Oh my God, I broke a nail!!! *gasp* Get over it." So obviously people were being rude back. Grow the **** up, people like you give teenagers like me a bad name [thanks for that ;) ]. Get over yourself. Serously.
you tell her. Today, i was sarcastic and a bitch and ppl were mean to me about it. FML??
Yeah man, people like that piss me off. Little girls that think they're better than everyone else. Makes me wanna puke.
you sound like a darwin award winner. if you don't know what that is, google it and you'll see exactly what i mean. OP: please do not reproduce.
pretty sure they already did, hence the little toy car.
You kind of deserve it for giving up. Victory or.. death!
This is LAUNDRY!!!
lmmaoo @ 15 made my day and it just started "TONITE WE FOLD IN HELL!!!"
ahhahah who names their kid red any how?
andnumb... L2SpaceBar.
you should've just turned off the dryer then take the toy car out :S
it was off obviously, my little brother dropped it into the duct where the fuss goes and if I didn't get it out it could've started a fire.
yeah I was wondering the same thing cuz when I open my dryer it stops so how the heck did the op get hurt?
it could hav stopped running but i've seen numerous simpletons hurt themselves upon stationary objects .....she prob wus using alot of force thrashing it about thus breaking a nail an possibly bussing herself in the facee lmaoo "bussing in the face" (peter griffin laugh)
it was off, my brother dropped his car into the duct at the front where the fuzz guard thing goes, and it can start a fire, plus my little brother loves that car and I didn't want him to get stuck or hurt.
ouchh that's gotta hurt
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you sound like a darwin award winner. if you don't know what that is, google it and you'll see exactly what i mean. OP: please do not reproduce.
Here are three.