Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
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Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, I went to my daughter's best friends birthday party, only to find my ex there, who is now sleeping with the mother, who has a fiancé in prison, who isn't going to be happy when he gets out. Most awkward kids birthday party ever. FML
Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
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stevothedevo 25
Time to give her THE grounding of the year.
isisorchid 16
Sounds like your daughter still needs a babysitter. I hope next time you send her to stay with a friend or relative.
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Comments (83)
mpsteve137 15
...you got into the party but you were out of town at the same time... Just be glad you know how to clone yourself.
Pleonasm 35
Her daughter THREW the party while her parents were out of town. Parties last a while, and sometimes parents come home early unexpectadly; regardless, it gives the parents the time to come in on the middle of a huge party beng thrown. And now there's someone else below commenting the same thing. Seriously people; just use your heads a bit.
Pleonasm 35
I'm glad you're here to tell me that OP wasn't actually able to clone herself; I wasn't sure there for a minute. Yes, I know it was a joke, but the fact that #1 and others below are acting as if it's impossible for OP to walk in on their daughter's party after they had gone out of town begged a response.
isisorchid 16
Sounds like your daughter still needs a babysitter. I hope next time you send her to stay with a friend or relative.
Demig0d6 14
How come I wasn't invited?
byefelicia1992 8
39- because you're naked
incoherentrmblr 21
Looks like someone is getting the grounding of the year...
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Teenagers can't really be reliable these days. Time for security cameras and a loud speaker that you can access from your phone, so you could scare her if she's ever doing anything bad again.
\ 28
The director of the NSA tips his hat to you, #3.
foxwasalamb 24
i dont think we should clump everyone together in one group and make judgements. i think thats highly unfair
wvcheesehead 13
but it has worked so well in the past.
rocker_chick105 31
Not all teenagers are like that. We get a bad name because the bad teenagers have more publicity than the teenagers of other generations, thanks to all of this technology. I wouldn't even think of throwing a party while my parents were out. So clumping all of us together really isn't fair.
KK3137 31
#3, you're 20. You were a teenager very recently.. Would you say you were not to be trusted 2 years ago? My parents trusted me fully and I never threw a secret party in my life. I really don't think generalising like that is going to make your point.
TheDrifter 23
Secret parties sound fun. When I was a kid parties were expected. And we were expected to have the house clean before our parents got home.
zeemonster424 15
These days? Come on, every 80s/90s sitcom had an episode with this plot!
ThatFancyPenn 18
I would definitely not edgy that teenagers can't be trusted. Just quite a few. I hate the argument that all teenagers are stupid and have no future. This is an odd example but that's like implying all milk in a store is sour because of one carton.
SnowFangedBeauty 19
You can't really group all teens into one category I've never had a drink or stayed out past 5pm does that mean I need a baby sitter or am I just trustworthy
tvwrestler98 14
I completely agree. I am a teenager thag actually would use his time wisely. Like playing my xbox the several hours while my parents are out of town...
tiernang 21
anything that says 'these days' instantly gets a thumb down from me.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
But.. if you were out of town.. but went to the party that's IN the town... what?
rocker_chick23 27
They came home while the party was going on.
meli1195 31
I really don't see how this FML is hard to understand.... The OP simply came home from their trip while OP's daughter was throwing a huge party, which just happened to be THE party of the year.
Fmlsea 28
parents do sometimes come home early to surprise the kids ....
Freethaawave 19
Right though 25! I always remember the time my older sister thought it was a good idea to throw a party at our parents house and a guy got stabbed in my kitchen. This is why you never let people into your home. Also, you will probably get robbed.
omegaprotocol 1
Only probably?
stevothedevo 25
Time to give her THE grounding of the year.
kidclarke 15
Well on the bright side, at least you know she has lots of friends.
rachangie 19
Just because people showed up doesn't mean she has friends...people will always show up for free booze, especially high school students lol
jerryj 27
Seems like OP has the ability to manipulate Space-Time.
anticulas 12
Seems like you can't comprehend English, either...
jerryj 27
Seems like you can't comprehend a little humour.
meladuh 16
Except it aint really good humour
SweetasCandy0609 28
sound's like your daughter is going to be missing quite a few fun things for awhile and for future trips that you and your husband go one don't leave her alone because she obviously isn't mature enough to stay home by herself yet.
Fmlsea 28
if I was the parent I would be hiring a babysitter since she cant be trusted.
zandalee 19
Two ways you can play this OP. Either join in, dance like a MOFO and act as though you knew all about the party to all and sundry, or play merry hell, kick everyone out and ground your daughter till next year. Your move.
ohishkabibble 21
Better yet, you should've embarrassed the hell out of your daughter in front of everyone at the party by dancing terribly, and drawing attention to yourselves by being weird. Then maybe she'd hesitate to throw a party next time :)
DreadfulBelle 3
It's a bad idea to pretend to have known the whole time, especially if alcohol is involved. If one of the kids drank and then drove a vehicle and died, the parents would have been charged with manslaughter... always flip a shit when you catch this sort of underage behavior...
alexmisty88 16
Well it sounds like she had a fun time