By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 131
You deserved it 9 982

GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.

GimmeLaCoffee 4

First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..

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androtech 12

You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))


and the roomate seems to always win!

This is why bros should be roommates with bros. We understand each other.

smc3106 25

Op, your roommate possibly has a thing for you & is trying to scare away all the competition.

kristabelli 19

Dude, I think you need a new roommate. That's ******* brutal. Even I know cockblocking is a HUGE no-no.

Shrouds 14

roommate volunteered for replacement pussy imho

badluckalex 23

yup, op lost his chance at a threesome. probably never going to get that chance again.

I agree, I'm pretty sure your roommate has a thing for thing you know you will be going out with her.

I'm pretty sure she would have left even more quickly if it HAD been a guy.

incoherentrmblr 21

Even if it was your male housemate, if you have one, he would've tried to get with her. Either way, you're f**ked...

#32 that is sexist at so many levels.

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rocker_chick23 27

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rocker_chick23 27

Excuse me, I couldn't see that. Even if it was a pun, it was really idiotic.

ChristianH39 30

I saw the puns and salute the attempt, but it didn't quite work.

40- Exactly. The thumbs will take care of it. No need to insult her twice about it.

I don't know I thought that was quite clever... :D

I thought the "tri" part was pretty funny, so kudos on that.

"please just one more time mommy?"

#2 is beyond bad. Learn to make jokes or stfu

androtech 12

You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

This might not work. The guy could agree to the threesome...

Two guys one girl threesome? most guys I know would probably decline

Yep, it's usually one penis allowed per fantasy.

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway pic and comment are perfect together

Also #39, it's not gay if balls don't touch. (If you understand that reference you're awesome).

Octwo 16

With a lady in the middle there's some leeway!

psychotics101 9

Sounds like the first round of a long war. Time to up the score, bro.

Wizardo 33

Unless she's lesbian, asexual, a ferrous fluid or a non-symbiotic entity may as well make it official with your roommate, mate.

rocker_chick23 27

He probably isn't attracted to his roommate. Why would he date her?

TheDrifter 23

But sometimes it's oh so worth it.

Asexual means to be nonsexual, or lack a sexual orientation.

Scientifically, asexual characterizes an organism that has the organs to reproduce with itself.

It characterizes a type of reproduction or generation in that context. When it characterizes an organism, it typically takes the former meaning.

Agreed. Even if there was a chance they would've dated before, it disappeared when she pulled that shit.

rocker_chick23 27

The girl should have given you some time to explain, and you should talk to your roommate about not acting inappropriately when there are guests around.

It's possible that the girl was embarrassed, which is why she hauled ass out of there.

AnOriginalName 19

Eh. I think it's hilarious. Roommate prank wars are the best.

rocker_chick23 27

#11 That's true. If it was me, I would text him when I got home and asked about it.

rocker_chick23 27

No it's not hilarious #19. It's stupid and really ******* rude.

AnOriginalName 19

31, we clearly have different expectations from roommates. Let's just agree to disagree.

#66 you expect a roommate to sabotage your love/sex life?

#69 I know I do. But the only time I had roommates was in the military. So maybe real life people do things differently.

Chill out people. Think about it like this when you get hurt you'd expect a friend to ask if you're alright, but you'd expect a best friend to laugh until they cried. The closer you are to someone the more you expect them to try to screw with you that's life and that's friendship. So yes I'd be expecting a roommate to screw around with my head because let's face it who's closer than someone that knows your bad habits and still chooses to live with you.

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I've heard "Would you like to come up for coffee?" Is a euphemism for "let's have sex". Sorry if I have that wrong, or if anyone doesn't get it.

I still kind of wonder WHY my first comment's getting down voted

myoukei 31

Your roommate is a cuntbag if she doesn't understand why you're upset.

chocolatefrog28 29

That's just cruel. Example A of how to be a twat-swatting, horrible roommate.