Health: Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted...

By bruised_scrotum - 15/05/2014 17:08 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By man down! man down... - 01/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 14:01

Today, I started my first day of nursing clinicals. My first patient was none other than my ex-girlfriend, who I recently broke up with. She has an STI. She told me I needed to get checked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 16:15 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

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thomcmoore 23

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:15

I think she kicked the wrong person.

woainishamu 21

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:17

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

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MikeyScene420 17

Friday 16 May 2014 4:47

Way to shoot the messenger

AverageJoey 18

Friday 16 May 2014 4:49

Don't shoot the messenger!

ProctorKProducti 5

Friday 16 May 2014 5:15

STI*

The_Guy_With_Pie 3

Friday 16 May 2014 5:18

Forget f'ing someone's life the patient has an std she got f'ed

Witchylady 17

Friday 16 May 2014 5:47

That's how she got it in the first place by getting too close to a pair of nuts that already were infected with an std.

HISNARF 10

Friday 16 May 2014 5:48

FYL op hope you recover ball kicks suck

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Friday 16 May 2014 5:49

Her logic is clearly off if she thought this was your fault...

sunnysideup25 7

Friday 16 May 2014 5:50

Geez.. Did u tell her after vomiting that maybe karma is running her life.

ACynclaire 13

Friday 16 May 2014 6:11

Uh.... Well..... If I was you, I'd bring a volunteer or trainee in & have them tell the news from now on lol.

ladybugz23 13

Friday 16 May 2014 7:05

thats suck..... its not ur fault but part of job to break badgood news

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