Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I started my first day of nursing clinicals. My first patient was none other than my ex-girlfriend, who I recently broke up with. She has an STI. She told me I needed to get checked. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML
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Top comments
thomcmoore 23
I think she kicked the wrong person.
woainishamu 21
Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-
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Comments (123)
MikeyScene420 17
Way to shoot the messenger
AverageJoey 18
Don't shoot the messenger!
ProctorKProducti 5
STI*
The_Guy_With_Pie 3
Forget f'ing someone's life the patient has an std she got f'ed
Witchylady 18
That's how she got it in the first place by getting too close to a pair of nuts that already were infected with an std.
HISNARF 10
FYL op hope you recover ball kicks suck
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Her logic is clearly off if she thought this was your fault...
sunnysideup25 7
Geez.. Did u tell her after vomiting that maybe karma is running her life.
ACynclaire 13
Uh.... Well..... If I was you, I'd bring a volunteer or trainee in & have them tell the news from now on lol.
ladybugz23 13
thats suck..... its not ur fault but part of job to break badgood news