By jo1429 - 31/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 499
You deserved it 5 332

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Bow chicka bow-bow....

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FreshSalad 1

Well it is called Fuck my life... So I'd assume so.

/ , , / / ' - . ` ( ) / ` . - ' . - - _ ' ( ) ' _ - - . / / ` / ` " " ` ` | | > < | | / / ' .__ . ' HAPPY HALLOWEEENN!!!

#25 you must have a lot of time on your hands...

I just copied and pasted it..

You got me handcuffed Locked up cardiac arrest baby Cuz I'm in love with you You got me handcuffed Dont stop tie me up right now baby That's all I wanna do

Truck drivers ftw

sounds like the start of a porno

the_flirtt 0

49 good song

sweetcheeksjvl 0

hallloweeen

megaluke 0

k

bravesfan112233 0

I love creepy guys

KingDingALing 9

I dig fat chicks. *Borat voice* NOT!

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

I'm a creepy guy... wait I meant girl! Grr... now I'm confused!!!

chazzlerazzle 0

kinky haha

Dusk32 0

hahahaha

Bow chicka bow-bow....

KiddNYC1O 20

It's wow-wow.

How now brown cow?

brown chicken brown cow?

hairt 4

howhow

tobyraza 0

oh wow

BRBsummer 9

Tacos!

that made me laugh xD

if you're not married you should of said yes. Don't just use your cuffs for Halloween!

I like your style

C6Racer 0

Agreed

You have to pay to have your car fixed somehow. Beggars can't be choosers. It's time to swallow your pride and make that truck driver's day.

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Swallow something else too! ;)

oh the humour on this site.

she's goin to be swallowing a little more than pride. XD

-naive look- what else is she swallowing :o

Wee-woo!!! How is this an FML? At least he didn't turn to you and yelled at you for been a sick pervert.

Indeed #9, OP could had gotten some if she so pleased! ;)

replying to yourself is fun

it sure is #58!!

Pics of your costume

lori_lovee 0

That's horrible #8! Lmfao.

zkchild 0

Make sure to get in there nice and deep like. Ummm Hmmmm

Ur pic matches ur words....