By jo1429 - 31/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 538
You deserved it 5 351
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BookBeast 0

Bow chicka bow-bow....

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FreshSalad 1

Well it is called Fuck my life... So I'd assume so.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

/ , , / / ' - . ` ( ) / ` . - ' . - - _ ' ( ) ' _ - - . / / ` / ` " " ` ` | | > < | | / / ' .__ . ' HAPPY HALLOWEEENN!!!

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tamie306 5

#25 you must have a lot of time on your hands...

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I just copied and pasted it..

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ImJustNotBlack 0

You got me handcuffed Locked up cardiac arrest baby Cuz I'm in love with you You got me handcuffed Dont stop tie me up right now baby That's all I wanna do

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hannah1203 2

Truck drivers ftw

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riceplum 0

sounds like the start of a porno

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the_flirtt 0

49 good song

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

hallloweeen

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megaluke 0

k

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bravesfan112233 0

I love creepy guys

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KingDingALing 9

I dig fat chicks. *Borat voice* NOT!

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

I'm a creepy guy... wait I meant girl! Grr... now I'm confused!!!

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chazzlerazzle 0

kinky haha

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Dusk32 0

hahahaha

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BookBeast 0

Bow chicka bow-bow....

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's wow-wow.

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Uscdrew1 7

How now brown cow?

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hairdreser0nfire 0

brown chicken brown cow?

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hairt 4

howhow

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tobyraza 0

oh wow

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BRBsummer 9

Tacos!

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wolfen6532 3

that made me laugh xD

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undeadcorpseYAY 0

if you're not married you should of said yes. Don't just use your cuffs for Halloween!

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theshocker09 1

I like your style

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C6Racer 0

Agreed

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amerwin 3

You have to pay to have your car fixed somehow. Beggars can't be choosers. It's time to swallow your pride and make that truck driver's day.

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ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Swallow something else too! ;)

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averageirishman 0

oh the humour on this site.

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brndn92 0

she's goin to be swallowing a little more than pride. XD

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bunniex1 11

-naive look- what else is she swallowing :o

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yuggi1 11

Wee-woo!!! How is this an FML? At least he didn't turn to you and yelled at you for been a sick pervert.

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yuggi1 11

Indeed #9, OP could had gotten some if she so pleased! ;)

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mageoreh 0

replying to yourself is fun

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mageoreh 0

it sure is #58!!

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Smithjc84 0

Pics of your costume

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lori_lovee 0

That's horrible #8! Lmfao.

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zkchild 0

Make sure to get in there nice and deep like. Ummm Hmmmm

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lacrossebabe23 4

Ur pic matches ur words....

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