FML : Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume...

Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jo1429 - / Sunday 31 October 2010 21:27 / United States

Intimacy

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By BookBeast | 0

#1633790 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:13

Bow chicka bow-bow....

By Eaglestrike117 | 29

#1633781 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:11

Well, did you?

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By Eaglestrike117 | 29

#1633781 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:11

Well, did you?

FreshSalad | 1

#1633823 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:21

Well it is called Fuck my life... So I'd assume so.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1634107 - Monday 1 November 2010 1:49

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. - - _ ' ( ) ' _ - - .
/ / ` / ` " " ` `
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HAPPY HALLOWEEENN!!!

tamie306 | 5

#1634159 - Monday 1 November 2010 2:06

#25 you must have a lot of time on your hands...

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1634187 - Monday 1 November 2010 2:15

I just copied and pasted it..

ImJustNotBlack | 0

#1634416 - Monday 1 November 2010 3:33

You got me handcuffed
Locked up cardiac arrest baby
Cuz I'm in love with you
You got me handcuffed
Dont stop tie me up right now baby
That's all I wanna do

hannah1203 | 2

#1634513 - Monday 1 November 2010 4:04

Truck drivers ftw

maddieclaire | 0

#1634579 - Monday 1 November 2010 4:34

Mrs. Officer?!

riceplum | 0

#1634751 - Monday 1 November 2010 5:54

sounds like the start of a porno

the_flirtt | 0

#1634791 - Monday 1 November 2010 6:16

49 good song

sweetcheeksjvl | 0

#1634865 - Monday 1 November 2010 6:47

hallloweeen

megaluke | 0

#1634891 - Monday 1 November 2010 6:56

chuchurocket | 4

#1635293 - Monday 1 November 2010 10:47

61 marry me

By bravesfan112233 | 0

#1633782 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:11

I love creepy guys

KingDingALing | 9

#1634318 - Monday 1 November 2010 2:51

I dig fat chicks.
*Borat voice* NOT!

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO | 0

#1634671 - Monday 1 November 2010 5:21

I'm a creepy guy... wait I meant girl!
Grr... now I'm confused!!!

By Selena_is_back | 7

#1633788 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:11

hahahahaha WTH?

By chazzlerazzle | 0

#1633789 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:11

kinky haha

Dusk32 | 0

#1637343 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 2:02

hahahaha

By BookBeast | 0

#1633790 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:13

Bow chicka bow-bow....

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1634020 - Monday 1 November 2010 1:14

It's wow-wow.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1634116 - Monday 1 November 2010 1:54

Pow pow!

Selena_is_back | 7

#1634206 - Monday 1 November 2010 2:19

now now!

Uscdrew1 | 6

#1634413 - Monday 1 November 2010 3:33

How now brown cow?

hairdreser0nfire | 0

#1634709 - Monday 1 November 2010 5:38

brown chicken brown cow?

hairt | 4

#1635150 - Monday 1 November 2010 8:59

howhow

gggfrt | 0

#1635738 - Monday 1 November 2010 16:15

Shamwow

tobyraza | 0

#1636363 - Monday 1 November 2010 20:21

oh wow

BRBsummer | 9

#1638558 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:17

Tacos!

wolfen6532 | 3

#1686240 - Friday 12 November 2010 8:43

that made me laugh xD

By undeadcorpseYAY | 0

#1633813 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:21

if you're not married you should of said yes. Don't just use your cuffs for Halloween!

theshocker09 | 1

#1634101 - Monday 1 November 2010 1:48

I like your style

C6Racer | 0

#1634901 - Monday 1 November 2010 6:59

Agreed

By amerwin | 3

#1633836 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:24

You have to pay to have your car fixed somehow. Beggars can't be choosers. It's time to swallow your pride and make that truck driver's day.

ShorTiE4LyFe | 0

#1633975 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:57

Swallow something else too! ;)

averageirishman | 0

#1634182 - Monday 1 November 2010 2:14

oh the humour on this site.

brndn92 | 0

#1639880 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 15:04

she's goin to be swallowing a little more than pride. XD

bunniex1 | 11

#4265467 - Friday 6 April 2012 8:00

-naive look- what else is she swallowing :o

By yuggi1 | 11

#1633845 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:27

Wee-woo!!! How is this an FML? At least he didn't turn to you and yelled at you for been a sick pervert.

yuggi1 | 11

#1633864 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:31

Indeed #9, OP could had gotten some if she so pleased! ;)

mageoreh | 0

#1634769 - Monday 1 November 2010 6:08

replying to yourself is fun

mageoreh | 0

#1634800 - Monday 1 November 2010 6:17

it sure is #58!!

By Smithjc84 | 0

#1633850 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:28

Pics of your costume

By lori_lovee | 0

#1633872 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:31

That's horrible #8! Lmfao.

zkchild | 0

#1633923 - Monday 1 November 2010 0:45

Make sure to get in there nice and deep like. Ummm Hmmmm

lacrossebabe23 | 4

#4798378 - Friday 10 August 2012 23:29

Ur pic matches ur words....

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