Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML
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BookBeast
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Bow chicka bow-bow....
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Eaglestrike117
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Well, did you?
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Eaglestrike117
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Well, did you?
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FreshSalad
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Well it is called Fuck my life... So I'd assume so.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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HAPPY HALLOWEEENN!!!
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tamie306
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#25 you must have a lot of time on your hands...
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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I just copied and pasted it..
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ImJustNotBlack
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You got me handcuffed
Locked up cardiac arrest baby
Cuz I'm in love with you
You got me handcuffed
Dont stop tie me up right now baby
That's all I wanna do
Locked up cardiac arrest baby
Cuz I'm in love with you
You got me handcuffed
Dont stop tie me up right now baby
That's all I wanna do
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hannah1203
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Truck drivers ftw
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maddieclaire
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Mrs. Officer?!
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riceplum
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sounds like the start of a porno
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the_flirtt
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49 good song
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sweetcheeksjvl
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hallloweeen
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megaluke
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k
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chuchurocket
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61 marry me
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bravesfan112233
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I love creepy guys
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KingDingALing
| 9
I dig fat chicks.
*Borat voice* NOT!
*Borat voice* NOT!
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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO
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I'm a creepy guy... wait I meant girl!
Grr... now I'm confused!!!
Grr... now I'm confused!!!
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Selena_is_back
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hahahahaha WTH?
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chazzlerazzle
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kinky haha
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Dusk32
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hahahaha
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BookBeast
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Bow chicka bow-bow....
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
It's wow-wow.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Pow pow!
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Selena_is_back
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now now!
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Uscdrew1
| 6
How now brown cow?
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hairdreser0nfire
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brown chicken brown cow?
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hairt
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howhow
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gggfrt
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Shamwow
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tobyraza
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oh wow
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BRBsummer
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Tacos!
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wolfen6532
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that made me laugh xD
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undeadcorpseYAY
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if you're not married you should of said yes. Don't just use your cuffs for Halloween!
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theshocker09
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I like your style
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C6Racer
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Agreed
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amerwin
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You have to pay to have your car fixed somehow. Beggars can't be choosers. It's time to swallow your pride and make that truck driver's day.
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ShorTiE4LyFe
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Swallow something else too! ;)
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averageirishman
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oh the humour on this site.
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brndn92
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she's goin to be swallowing a little more than pride. XD
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bunniex1
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-naive look- what else is she swallowing :o
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yuggi1
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Wee-woo!!! How is this an FML? At least he didn't turn to you and yelled at you for been a sick pervert.
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yuggi1
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Indeed #9, OP could had gotten some if she so pleased! ;)
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mageoreh
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replying to yourself is fun
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mageoreh
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it sure is #58!!
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Smithjc84
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Pics of your costume
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lori_lovee
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That's horrible #8! Lmfao.
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zkchild
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Make sure to get in there nice and deep like. Ummm Hmmmm
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lacrossebabe23
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Ur pic matches ur words....